Bedtime hero

If you do not have a phone or a magazine to help you masturbate, a Bedtime Hero is the person you think about in order to become sexually aroused.

Ex. "Damn man Kat Upton is my Bedtime Hero!"

Ex. "Damn man Kate Upton is my Bedtime Hero!"

by Bedtime Heroes August 26, 2015

bedtime sugar

Definition 1: Sex, booty, action, lovin', smoochy smooch, at bedtime.

Definition 2: Chocolate when that's all you can get.

"Hot chocolate is bedtime sugar for when you're not gonna get any bedtime sugar"

by Amanita76 August 26, 2017

badtimeswithscar

The exact opposite of goodtimeswithscar or someone being very rude like horribly terrifyingly rude

Omg he is so badtimeswithscar

by Reallydumb January 28, 2022

bedtime

a time when someone must go to bed

“you was at the club?”
“no i wasn’t my bedtime is at 10”

by epicdefaultdancer August 7, 2019

Getting an F in bedtime

Really bad at going to bed, whether you go to bed really late, really early or just in a really unorthodox way

Josie goes to bed at 1:59 but has to shower, bathe, hoover, clean the loo and do the washing first. Therefore Josie is getting an F in bedtime

by Oh my my March 4, 2015

Rock N Roll Bedtime

An Excellent Sexual Episode with a Fit Partner just before going to sleep.

Karl: "Dude, I'm still knackered after having a Rock N Roll Bedtime last night!"

Dom: "Lucky Fucker!"

by The Rock N Roller October 22, 2009

bedtime beer

drinking and having sexual intercourse at the same time

I had some bedtime beer with Manders' mom under the sheets last night.;)

by everyoneandtheirmom August 4, 2008