Buckley Fuckley

When you dip your dick in Buckleys cough syrup and get a blowjob

She had a soar throat so I gave that bitch the Buckley Fuckley and we both felt better

by DevonBuckley September 22, 2011

Buckley's chance

Little or no chance at all.

You've got Buckley's chance mate!

by markuz January 5, 2006

buckley-out

Abruptly removing oneself from a social situation or gathering larger than two persons.

Sharon is so socially inept, she would buckley-out of her own birthday party even as we were singing "Happy Birthday."

by Shnate's Smart Dictionary July 7, 2009

Buckley's

no hope or chance
(australian slang, also Buckleys)

Buckley (1780-1856) was an English convict sent to Australia who escaped and survived against the odds for 32 years - living with local aborigines. Everyone had given up on him. Although he survived, the phrase is often used to indicate no hope or chance at all, which is what was thought of they guy until he later surrendered to white settlers.

you've got 2 chances - Buckley's and none

by drleah December 18, 2009

Buckley's Hot Dog Law

Two hot dogs are never enough, yet three hot dogs are always too many.

Campbell thumbed his nose at Buckley's Hot Dog Law when he reached for his third hot dog. He would soon regret this decision.

by buckles75 March 18, 2011

Buckley Shuffle

Dancing while masturbating in someone's kitchen.

We came home from the grocery store to find Patrick doing the Buckley Shuffle.

by Namfoodle Yimble April 11, 2010

Buckley Ball Rub

The one of a kind technique where the male's testicles are rubbed anti clockwise three times, kissed left to right twice, then finished off with a flick to the end of the penis. This technique has been proven to make the male last 3x as long but comes at a painful price.

"Listen bruv, if that hoe hadn't have gave me that Buckley ball rub, I'd have bust a nut before it went it!"

by JoshuaPuddle October 24, 2016