Bruno

Bruno has a dick the size Donald Trump imagined his wall

Bruno’s dick is Yuggggge

by Make yo choice April 8, 2019

Pull a bruno

To leave a company as an employee only to come back within a 3-4 month span, much to the ridicule and insults of everyone who is still there.

Expression used widely in the Montreal area.

Hey, did you hear? Marty's coming back. I would never pull a bruno!

by Mr_Brown July 21, 2012

Brunon't

br⋅OOn⋅ohn⋅'nt
Noun. A chaotic and often scary early 20th century-looking furry; loves the taste of babies' flesh.

Verb. To go all out on something creepily and/or chaotically. If referred to child flesh, to eat or consume in a chaotic manor.

1. Wow, Brunon't is very chaotic. 2. I'm going to go brunon't that baby over there, now.

by Galangleshank July 13, 2020

South Brunswick oil well

while you're dipping spread the asshole w both thumbs and spit into his/her rectum and proceed to penetrate

I gave my girl a south brunswick oil well during sex and she had Tabacco residue around her asshole for weeks

by Dpw2013 January 4, 2017

Bruno mars

When you fart in your hand and throw it like a grenade at somebody.

Damn, son you just got Bruno Mars'd.

He got hit with it from 2 cubicles away, He got straight Bruno Mars'd

by sm3443 March 27, 2011

Bruno Mars

A slacker that apparently doesn't have anything better to do than sit around with their hand in their pants.
They may also think they're really effing awesome, despite the fact that they clearly can't get a job. In extreme cases, they somehow believe that they'll manage to finish college.

Not a stoner, but enjoys snuggies and being nude.

"Today, I don't feel like doing anything."
"Good for you, Bruno Mars."

by vicimgd September 12, 2011

Brunolag

A degenerate sad 13-year-old YouTuber whose parents are Colombian and thinks he's pro at Spanish. He has two youtube channels Brunolag & BrunolagClips and works very hard, they are all stupid spam uploads that somehow give him subscribers, likes, and comments. He 'says' he will stop spam uploading at 500 subs but that's just a rumor.

Brunolag is so attractive

by Dom Dommy Dom Dom June 21, 2022