Brunch

A Bro Punch.

The act of a Bro punching another Bro.

Bro 1: "Hey look over there!"
Bro 2: "Huh?" {looks away}
{PUNCH!}
Bro 2: "Ahhhhh, What was that bro?"
Bro 1" That was a brunch for sleeping with my ex-girlfriend!

by mondoinvasion July 8, 2009

Brunch

(V.) To smoke cigarettes or other tobacco products. A fancier name for, "Smoking". It make's you sound refined and confuses most people, like your apart of and exclusive club.

(Guy #1) "Well, it's time for brunch".

(Guy #2) "lead the way, my watch reads; brunch-thirty"

*(Confused eavesdroppers look at each other)*

(eavesdropper #1) "Why the fuck did he just say, "brunch"?

(eavesdropper #2) "I don't know, my phone says 4:30 p.m."?

(eavesdropper #1) "Hmm... I bet they're important".

by Noodletron2007 October 30, 2010

Brunch

A meal eaten with friends in between lunch and breakfast

Chad G wont be attending brunch at 10 because he is too caked up to tell his teeny side piece to get ready an hour earlier!

by Vest Master June 28, 2016

Brunch

Brunch- 1. when fried chicken doesn't make you feel like a slave.

2.when a black person eats out w/ a white person.

1. Son: The brunch was good mom, but next time, don't let the chicken cook for 2 hours.

Mom: *Speechless*

2.Jombaquisha: You want to go to KFC for brunch!?

Jake: Sure... I guess????

by Universal Heartthrob May 24, 2009

Brunch

Collective noun for gays, yoga moms, and liberal coastal elites

Jean and Jacques are having an architects’ brunch at the Green Room on Saturday, you can wear athleisure.

by A. Cholmondeley December 25, 2019

Brunch

A moral justification on why it’s ok to be absolutely plastered despite it not even being 11 A.M.

Linda: Why is Kimberly drunk already? She’s practically unresponsive! It’s only 10:30!!

Michelle: She had brunch today.

Linda: Oh, never mind. I’ve been there too.

by Peanut Brittle 6969420 October 27, 2020

Brunch

The Gay agenda

Straight person: So what’s your agenda?
Gay person: Brunch and driving badly!

by Heygetmecoffe November 18, 2020