Skip to main content

bumped

fired, terminated, 'let-go', layed-off, R.I.F., OUT THE DOOR!!...

-largely acquiring the "shitty end of the stick", in about ANY situation...-(see other defs)

bumped works particularly well for the 'work' environment!!
mcfoolsley co. bumped the stupid hippie they suspected of stealing from them!!

Madeline bumped big ed from her crotch

working like a slave, i eventually was bumped out the door...

u.d. bumped this definition from the realm of publish acceptability!

you're not working mac? (mac:) those ass-sucks BUMPED me!!
by michael foolsley October 24, 2011
mugGet the bumped mug.

Speed bumped

Getting humped in a motion of going over a speed bump
by Yguvgfcifcyiivyt August 15, 2017
mugGet the Speed bumped mug.

Brumpet

To pass gas in an unquiet manner. A more polite way of saying butt trumpet". See fart or flatulence.
Emiliano: "Do you want to hear me play my brumpet?"
by J.J. Goodwind February 18, 2009
mugGet the Brumpet mug.

buddy bumped

When one decides for one reason or another to bump the buddies in their top-8 on Myspace to a lower position.

Most tweens/young teens do this when they are fighting with their friends about boys/and or who's lipgloss color is the cutest.
(girl crying...)
Mom: Hunny what's wrong? Why are you crying??
Daughter: Bobby buddy bumped me for some bitch ass ho from third period!
Mom: Awe, I'm sorry, just kick him in the huevos!

OR

Taisha: That BITCH! (gasping at the computer)
Shanaynay: Guuuuurl what's going on?
Taisha: Latisha buddy bumped me for that piece o' trash shithead that made her do a dirty sanchez!
Shanaynay: She a ho... forget about her!
by Nicki de Cali December 9, 2008
mugGet the buddy bumped mug.

Bumped Shoulders

as I walked into a bar, I bumped shoulders with my husband.
by Description Finder May 30, 2018
mugGet the Bumped Shoulders mug.

Bumped

1. Getting the raw end of the deal. Usually short changed by some cheap barmaid. The word is an utterance of injustice, like some kind of 1980's victim shit.

2. Convincing a girl that anal sex is a pretty good idea. Usually with the aid of some sort of drug/alchol. These slick bastards tell the girl 'its going to be alright' and 'i'll be gentle' and 'it's just another expierence, you like expierences right?'

3. Pimp talk for making your woman work all day and night and giving her nothing in return, except maybe a spanked ass and a cheese burger.
Missy: He's such a cheap bastard, i work 9-to-5 and come home to shit... i'm so getting bumped.'

Dave: 'Sheila is drunk as hell... she's gonna get bumped tonight.'
by johnny_dust September 29, 2005
mugGet the Bumped mug.

bumped cats

Watching mud wrestling matches on pay-per-view got Sheila and Naomi so wet, they bumped cats all night long.
by addmykaaa August 21, 2009
mugGet the bumped cats mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email