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Browse and Jerk

The act of browsing random MySpace pages and finding decently hot chicks, with decently hot pictures.
One then proceeds to jerk off to these said pictures.

*note*- said activity can also be applied to Facebook and a variety of other social networking sites, but due to the popularity, and low security settings, MySpace is preffered.
Kid 1- Hey dude so what'd you do last night?

Kid 2- Nothing much, just stayed home and did a little Browse and Jerk

Kid 1- Wtf is that?

Kid 2- it's when you click on Browse in MySpace, and change the settings to like, female, between the ages of 18-21, within 10 miles from my zip code, then you look for the really slutty ones and jerk off to their pics. Trust me, theres something about it that makes it better than porn.

Kid 1- You're a fucking creep.

Kid 2- Thanks.
by see_saw_badly August 2, 2009
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B I G R O B U X S C A M
Usually found in popular Roblox games. At any certain point in time, a bot can join, paste this, and leave.
(This is what can be seen in chat when the scam happens)
SERVER stupidgreedyboy69I has joined the game.
stupidgreedyboi69I just got TONS of ROBUX using rblx.gg! Visit rblx.gg on your browser to generate TONS of ROBUX instantly!
SERVER stupidgreedyboy69I has left the game.
by Supertrain12 December 23, 2019
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chuck a browneye

Australian, colloq, slang, drop trousers and underwear, bend, spread arse cheeks, and flash anus;
( similar to U.S. ' mooning ' )
Merv chucked a browneye at the footie game.
by herbie August 25, 2004
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Porn Browser

Porn Browser - Normally Netscape. A second browser Used exclusively for surfing porn so that you can keep the internet history on your main browser intact.An essential tool for modern life.
'I still have to clear the history on my porn browser so
my wife doesn't find all the perverted shit i've been looking at.'
by The Grand Nasal December 24, 2007
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urban dictionary browse store blog discord

great job, you copied out the text on the top of the screen!!!!!!!!!!!11

YAYAyayayay1!!!!!11!1!
someone: hi dude
another guy: so you know the site urban dictionary?
someone again: yeah what is it i have no time left the government is going to kill me adjs;fnsdonfogs
another guy again: with our sponsor, raid shadow legends, you can say what's at the top of the screen of the urban ditcroynari
guy 2: (dying because gun wounds) what is at the top-
guy 1: urban dictionary browse store blog discord
guy 2: what
guy 1: urban dictionary browse store blog discord
guy 2: what
guy 1: urban dictionary browse store discord blog
guy 2: ok
by OskarRacing101 October 15, 2022
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browser bankruptcy

the act of quitting your web browser with multiple tabs open when it's no longer evident why you opened all the tabs and what you planned to do with them.
Jason returned to his cube after lunch to find he had over 20 tabs open in Firefox. Rather than sorting through them all and trying to make sense of the mess, he just declared browser bankruptcy, closed Firefox, and started over.
by publicjpk December 9, 2008
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