Brownberry Salad

When someone tosses a salad despite obvious dingle-berries present.

Jeff told Abel about the delicious brownberry salad he ate last night.

by TESTIKAHN December 18, 2012

brownhead

After anal sex, when the head of the penis is brown from being covered in feces.

I had such a brownhead after fucking Emily's ass!

by Omniverse April 27, 2006

Captain Brownhead

When a man sticks his penis in another person's anus, covering the head in shit, and pulls it out and mushroom slaps them across the face with it, leaving a brown mark on their head. It must be followed with the phrase, "YAR HAR! I BE CAP'N BROWNHEAD!!"

Did you hear that Sally got a captain brownhead from John???

by TrMaLa November 8, 2007

brownberry

The name for a Blackberry that has been dropped into a toilet. Ultimately the fate of all Blackberry hand-held devices, as more and more people will not stfu in the loo.

(Scene: Corporate Bathroom)
Boss: This is the last time, Ed. You hear me? I'm gonna march down there and --
::Plop::
Employee: DAMNIT!
Adjacent stall: Serves you right. Now fish out your Brownberry and let me squeeze this out in peace. Damn.

by JulienD July 20, 2008

brownberg

When the poop in the toilet is stacked up and peaks above the water level.

I left a brownberg in the toilet large enough to tear the hull of the Titanic.

by THEWox April 27, 2014

Sgt.Peppers Brown Beard

This is when you shave all the hairs from your asshole to your balls and take the hairs stick them to someone’s face while they sleep using your shit and them slap then awake.

Girl 1 " I am so pissed I sleep over at my boyfriends house one night a and he gives me a brown beard he is so immature"

Girl 2 " Awww don’t feel bad i still get Sgt.Peppers Brown Beard from my boy friend"

by Sgt.Peppers Bs 5 December 7, 2009

Brownhead

A derogatory slur used to insult anyone of a south East Asian origin or brown in skin tone
or just a paki.

That brownhead munches on curry all day

by Brownhead November 28, 2018