The Brown Trout 

During doggy style intercourse, the man slips a finger into the butthole at the height of the orgasm, pulling the finger out immediately after, he reaches around to the mouth of the female and hooks her mouth with his poo encrusted finger.

"Hey Mike how come that chick never called you back?"

"Well after I gave her the brown trout I don't think a phone call from her is even a possibility"

The Brown Trout by Rohan17 December 24, 2007

wrinkled neck brown trout 

native to coastal and fresh water streams, this fish is actually a long fecal mass with colonic impressions expelled from the anus when a suitable toilet is nowhere to be found. see brown trout

I was swimming at Reggae on the River and some hippies stocked the river with wrinkled neck brown trout.

wrinkled neck brown trout by Vinno January 30, 2005

corn-eyed brown trout

a corn-studded shit; any visually or texturally interesting poop

usage is normally paired with references to the toilet as some sort of natural body of water or swimming hole.

sorry to interrupt, but i gotta go return a corn-eyed brown trout to the porcelain pond.

corn-eyed brown trout by Dontcallme Illcallyou November 13, 2009

Yellow Eyed Brown Trout 

a large turd with corn in it, usually left in a public bathroom for the next unsuspecting person.

there was a yellow eyed brown trout swimming in the toilet

Yellow Eyed Brown Trout by bheron June 29, 2006

TIJUANA BROWN TROUT 

FLOATING PIECE OF HUMAN WASTE IN A PUBLIC SWIMMING POOL...USUALLY RATHER LARGE LOAD

I JUMPED OFF THE DIVING BOARD ONLY TO LAND ON SOMEONES TIJUANA BROWN TROUT

TIJUANA BROWN TROUT by KLOPPMAFIA January 15, 2009

Stock the Brown Trout 

v. the act of defecating.

When Wendel got back from Ryan's Steakhouse, he deftly began to stock the brown trout.

Stock the Brown Trout by Dodge Reliant K Carr September 29, 2008

Fishing for brown trout 

Anal sex

I wanted to try something new and my girlfriend said try fishing for brown Trout

Fishing for brown trout by Anonymous September 5, 2003