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brosensual

It wasn't bro-rape! It was totally brosensual.
by Mitch Tyler October 16, 2010
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Brosect

To cut off a bro as he is in the process of:

a) Talking to another bro.

b) Talking to a chick.

c) Talking to a more important person (ex: a teacher).
Bro: "Mr. Bates, I don't quite understand the math homework."

Mr Bates: "We can certainly set up a time meet"

Brosector: "Bro! You were SO drunk at the party this weekend! Haha!'

Bro: "Dude.."
by henrydavidthoreau January 14, 2010
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Bromethazine

A really hardcore BRO that inhales straight bromine at the gym, with his bros of course. One refers to these people as bromethazine, brody, bro, or a combination of these. Caution: Only intended for the broest of bros who love the gym.
Bro: "Bromethazine, lets go get swoll at the gym"
Bra: "Yeah bro, I'm dying for some killer bromine!"

Bro: "There's never too much bromethazine!"
by Terrence Nippleton February 15, 2010
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brosemination

a term used to describe the action of calling your "bro" aka best friend, friend(s), brother(s), peers or whomever to inform them you just inseminated your significant other with plans to have a child, thus resulting in your counterparts to do the same as soon as possible with the ultimate goal of having children at the same time.
"dude brah, i just nutted in my lady. go get your lady and nut in her too" -brosemination
by bro-montana July 4, 2010
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Brosex

When you and your bro have straight sex
Hey bro i am depressed , you know what would help you some brosex
by InfernoCanine June 1, 2018
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brosef

Meaning good friends, similar to bro. The origin although believed ot be from anchorman is actually from, The Jamie Foxx Show. Braxton would always call Jamie brosef.
"Yo what's happening?"
"Not much how about you brosef?"
by AJ August 20, 2006
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Broseph Goebbels

The ultimate wingman. Taken from the name of Joseph Goebbels, Hitler's number two man and most loyal supporter. Broseph Goebbels will do anything to support a fellow bro and uphold the sacred Bro Code.
Bro 1: Dude, Scotty totally has my back, man. Best wingman ever!

Bro 2: What you mean?

Bro 1: Last weekend I met this really hot chick, so Scotty jumped on the grenade of her group of friends. Then I forgot her name so Scotty made out with the grenade to find out, then he provided me with protection when I was going to seal the deal.

Bro 2: Dude, that's awesome. Scotty is one loyal wingman.

Bro 1: He's more than awesome, he's Broseph Goebbels!
by Fredrich von Hollern September 12, 2009
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