bredelhorth

The state of being a large, horny, pothead.
Symptoms usually include an aggressive need for cannabis and an awkward selection of topics to converse with.

Guy #1: DUDE, Joe was being such a bredelhorth at that party last night.
Guy #2: Yeah I know, he was hogging all the weed and creepin on those girls.

by johndo12345 March 27, 2009

breeder family

A family headed by a heterosexual couple, generally with children or regarded as having a sexual relationship capable of reproduction.

"It is beyond the American Family Association's charter to promote respect for ALL families. Recognizing rights of members of families headed by same-sex couples confers special rights over each and every bonafide breeder family."

by philw November 30, 2013

Brodecahedron

When 21 Bros or Friends fist bump together. legend has it that when this happens the gates of hell will open.

Come form the brodecahedron and open the gates of hell.

by metalsonic92 April 21, 2009

breeder's privilege

using your child or children as a reason to not fulfill social or work-related obligations.

"Why isn't Tom at the board meeting?"

"Breeder's privilege. His youngest is sick."

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Jane opted out of the baby shower and gave breeder's privilege as an excuse.

by ms nasty October 2, 2009

bronde

Brunette whose personality, behavior or intelligence come across as blonde-like.

The teenage daughter on Modern Family is an example of a bronde. She has brown hair, but seems like an airhead.

by boratfan1 January 28, 2011

breeder goggles

metaphorically worn by women of child-bearing age whose actions are dictated by the deafening ticking of their biological clocks; they make the wearer blind to obvious shortcomings of potential mates and instead disproportionately illuminate qualities which will produce attractive and clever children

She must be wearing breeder goggles to seriously consider marrying that ego-maniac!

by Indigospark October 22, 2010

breeder balls

big juicy fat balls that are filled with the sweetest, finest sperm that are so delectable they are in peak form for breeding.

that dude has some amazing breeder balls

by pussypopexplosiongunsounds November 22, 2021