Productive fart

You know. Sort of like a productive cough, except the other end. 'Nuff said.

I had a bad productive fart this morning.

by Kevin Kelm January 28, 2003

broactive

1.the act of engaging in the life of a friend

2.the act of participating in an activity requested by or for a friend.

my friend was in trouble i had to get broactive bro-active

by manly t January 29, 2012

productive procrastination

putting off doing something which really needs to be done by doing something else instead which needs to be done.

she was an expert in the art of productive procrastination always putting off doing things but getting so much else done instead being such a contrarian.

by DavidofOrgamianity.org July 29, 2012

productive junkie

Lil Peep the rapper was a junkie but since he did shit he was productive.

"Yoooo how can I be high and do shit?"

"Bro you're a productive junkie"

by floccinaucinihilipilificationn April 27, 2020

Do Something Productive with Your Bowels

Something you say when you want someone or something to go to the bathroom.

Dog, do something productive with your bowels.

by PoeHopIn April 2, 2011

Productive Procrastination

Putting off school work by doing tasks that you would otherwise put off such as the laundry, washing your car, the dishes, Organizing files on the computer, preparing next semester's schedule, cleaning the bathroom, washing the neighbors dog, cooking, cooking for your neighbor, pairing all of your socks together, looking up driving directions for races 5 months away, and other such tasks.

Benfits: Shit gets done that you ultimately wouldn't have done for days...Side Effects: Straight Up Procrastination (SUP) because you have run out of things to do and have reduced your efficiency by broadcasting your actions which may lead to messing things up just to fix them and being uncharacteristically kind to strangers and people you despise for the sake of staying productive.

Casey: Yo did Justin send you his part of the project so we could review it today?

Max: Nah, man he's Productively Procrastinating again. Alex told me he's been volunteering at the homeless shelter for the last 12 hours.

Casey: Haha, that's just like him. Remember last time he crashed his car just so he could repair it. Ahh well, every now and then Productive Procrastination gets to us all.

by Charleston Spider March 17, 2010

Broactive

1. (adj./adverb)The act of helping out your fellow bro.
2. (adverb) Furthering your status in the bro community (bro-mmunity).

1. "When Sean bought his thirsty friend Justin a Powerade after a hard game on ultimate frisbee, he was being very broactive.
2. "Mark broavtively stopped his friend James from making out with their friend Mike's girlfriend."

by Justin Gainer April 6, 2009