Bro-Job

Origin: Nolan Shaffer

Definition: A non homosexual act of oral sex between two straight bros.

“Hey Lincoln, my girlfriend is still in Iraq, could you be a real bro and give me a bro-job?”

by Hornywalter69 August 20, 2019

Bro-Job

Bro-Job
When two heterosexual males suck each other off for fun

Brandon and Uri were bored, so they gave each other a Bro-job to pass the time.

by TroyBoy666 October 6, 2019

bro job

When a straight dude gives a straight dude a blow job and the guy getting the blow job closes his eyes and pretends it's a girl.
You have to be best friends to do this or your gay.

tim: hey man I challenge you to a thumb wrestle. and the loser gives the other guy a bro job.
Bob: your on!

by sexerhexertexer April 17, 2009

Bro job

When you give your closest friend(preferably a male) a blowjob, but not in a gay way. In order to give a bro job, you need to say, "no homo" five minutes prior the act, or five minutes after it.

Bro- I feel like a deflated balloon, man.
Me- I can blow you back up, bro!
Bro- Isn't that kinda gay?
Me- I'll say, "No homo AFTER the Bro job."

by TechnicalDiffi6 February 22, 2018

Bro-job

Non-gay oral sex between bros. Usually after a few drinks and a lack of normal female attention. You should try it.

"Dude did you hear about that sweet bro-job that Justin gave to Zach?"

"Yeah it was like totally cool....I guess....fml".

by broseph15 August 21, 2011

bro job

The act of one BRO giving another BRO oral pleasure.
*The agbro usually being the reciever in these types of bromantic activities.

Justin told me lastnight at Poison Girl, that Stacy gives the greatest BRO JOBS.

by Turtle Taint December 31, 2006

Bro job

When bromance goes just a little bit too far.

"Sorry about the bro job last night. Let's just not talk about it."

by Mr Gronk November 27, 2012