Brittany

A Brittany is someone who will seem extremely sarcastic and badass at first encounter..but underneath all that you'll discover a caring and very sweet individual. The true Brittany is full of humour and wit that will have you smiling non stop, but don't let a Brittany know that she's amazing because she will flat out agree 700% and you will witness firsthand how massive her ego is. Oh, and if you happen to get one to admit that she loves you, that will be the exact moment that you'll be captured for life and you will never be able to return to a life without a Brittany. You're in it for life once she makes that simple yet profound declaration. True story bro. Trust me on this. (Don't be afraid though because Brittany's are very wonderful humans to keep around for your entire existence.) if you have a Brittany in your life, consider yourself a winner. They are a specific species of human and they are absolutely wonderful.

Random person-"Aye bro..did you hear that she's has a friend named Brittany?"
Some other random person-"Yeah dude, she wins at life. I couldn't get her to even look at me."
Random person-"Hey now, don't take defeat, Brittany's tend to be very badass, they are hard to gain attention from."
Some other random person-"Hmm, I understand. Maybe I still have a chance to attain a Brittany in my life!!"

by You like how I describe it. November 6, 2014

Britannic

The HMHS Britannic was the third and largest olympic-class class vessel that was sister ship to the Titanic and Olympic. She was launched at the eve of World War 1 and was laid up at her builders, Harland and Wolff in Belfast, for many months before being requested as a hospital ship. Instead of being a luxourious ocean liner like Titanic and Olympic, Britannic transported sick and wounded soldiers over the Mediterranean Sea. One day, her life was cut tragicly short when she stuck an underwater mine in the Kea Channel. The Britannic sank in 55 minutes, resulting in the deaths of 30 people. The wreck of the Britannic is now lying on her starboard side, 400-500 feet underwater. She is in surprisingly good condition and is mostly intact, unlike Titanic who is slowly being eaten away by bacteria. Britannic will be with us for a long time unless if she gets raised or salvaged someday.

"Well at least the Britannic had a happier ending than Titanic."

by RedLightningStrike January 29, 2017

Britain

The only culture alive that can use the word "cunt" as any available part-of-speech.

by Filthy Rotten Cunt November 4, 2003

Brittany Ziarko

A Green eyed goddess. The leading cause of heart attacks in males 16 and up. The most amazing girl you will ever meet. Florida's Most Wanted, taken by Sky.

I wish I was on that Brittany Ziarko status.

by Sky McCartney January 18, 2011

Titanic's little known sisters the Olimpic and britannic

The Britanic sank in ww1 by a mine. And the Olimpic is in a privately owned dock owened by some random millionaire

Titanic's little known sisters the Olimpic and Britannic lasted longer than the Tittanic. ( just resently they found the Olimpics number plating is found in the Olimpic which can mean a cover up might of happened

by thecanadianninja January 15, 2019

bartholomew jinkens simpson jr. III of united kingdom (consisting) of great britain and northern ireland

a based individual

Bartholomew jinkens simpson jr. III of united kingdom (consisting) of great britain and northern ireland is bisexual.

by melonboiReal March 4, 2023

Brittaniness

the ability to make people smile and laugh.

"I love your Brittaniness."

"Haha, that was funny, you have brittaniness!"

basically anyone with brittaniness is impossible not to love.

by jazmonstergaga April 10, 2010