Bristle Gag

When brushing your teeth and your hand slips causing your toothbrush to gag the back of your throat.

:Ew, man where'd all that puke come from?
:I had a really bad bristle gag this morning

by Foz Eh August 21, 2009

Afghan Bristles

Thick, wretched pubic hair, often found on white men over 55, young-middle aged Middle Eastern men and women, and Latino dads.

Tom: Whoa, what the hell are you growing in your pants?

Muhammad: Oh, those are just my Afghan Bristles.

by Spookylocks June 25, 2010

Pucker Bristle

A slang referring to the hairs the surround the anus.

"My tounge was met with an unpleasant amount of pucker bristle."

by Davis December 30, 2003

Bristle Biter

Next-level Power-dyke. Will wack any bush regardless of how aggressive it is. The female counterpart to the Male Power-Bottom. Masculine in appearance. Usually dressed in basketball pants and a college alma mater sweatshirt. A short hair style is most common amongst this breed, in extreme Bristle Biting cases hair gel will be present. Not uncommon to this species is a low-toned, (heavy smoker-esque) vocal range.

Bro, back in the sixth grade my gym teacher was a certified Bristle Biter.

"Heads up, 11 o'clock. Full blown bristle biter headed this way...."

by Swizzler89 June 16, 2019

bristle scrunchie

That strange metal band that holds the bristles of a paintbrush in place.
First used by Moriah Elizabeth.

Paint dried onto the bristle scrunchie of my brush.

by azxre orchids May 7, 2021

muff bristles

When recently shaving hairs poke through thin yoga pants in the pubic region... Muff bristles

Josh:" I was at the gym the other day , this chick walks by me and I could see her pubes poking through her yoga pants"
Steve: " oh that's called muff bristles bro"

by Larry the Cable Guy52 December 3, 2017

Bristle Bussy

A derogatory name for either a 'Hoe" or 'Hooker' who is unusually hirsute or hairy. Usually, unfeminine areas of hair, like the chest, face, back, or arms. It is called Bussy because of the unfeminine areas, not particularly for men only. It is also for alliteration, since bristle & bussy start with the same letter. This sort of concubine is interchangeable and not meant for literal use.

Jessica's hair is so good for a Bristle Bussy

by litle rody March 22, 2024