broken crayon

when, durning the act of pooping the turd breaks off, resulting in repeated uncomfortable wiping.

"Dude, I was taking the biggest shit and it busted in half, leaving me with a broken crayon"

by Phil Yost January 16, 2009

brickening

To viscerally smash your ingredients with a brick; a technique first pioneered by the great Alain Ducasse. (Note: not an actually a real cooking technique)

Definition by: Collins Key

"I'm brickening my cheese man." -Collins Key 2019

by CollinsFan20 September 9, 2020

broke people

that's you. you have no money. get off the couch and go get a job.

have you seen any broke people lately?
i looked in a mirror today and saw one.

by soin1D April 28, 2021

bricked up

When your male anatomy is hard

I got bricked up when she sat on my lap

by Austincaden_ August 15, 2021

brokeassness

In a state of always being broke.

I'm sorry, but due to my constant brokeassness, I will not be able to go out drinking.

by -aL August 27, 2008

broke hoes

Broke hoes means a person that doesn't have money and would fuck with people for money and clout

Zoneoutkidd - In they feelingz

"All these broke hoes stalking me yeah they see me counting hella bandz they just want a piece all you broke hoes just wanna fuck with me for my money and my clout Y'all could see me but don't touch me now"

by Theslumpgod April 24, 2017

broken bloomer

A broken bloomer is a person whose been broken a lot of times and has real trust issues. A broken bloomer has a hard time in life and would die for people who wouldn’t care at all. The broken bloomer dreams of bright futures but has a hard time believing in them. Always wears a fake smile around people but is broken inside and it’s often seen on them.

Person 1: Hey you know that guy over there he seems a little weird often?
Person 2: Can’t you see he’s obviously a broken bloomer.
Person 1: What’s a broken bloomer?
Person 2: A broken bloomer is a broken person who wants people to be happy but really can’t be happy themselves and loves people that don’t care.
Person 1: Damn that’s hard.

by A real broken bloomer November 20, 2019