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Charles Bronsoned

The act of getting owned hardcore. Very hardcore.
Dude: "I warned you!"
Charles Bronson shoots a grenade at Dude, blowing him up.

Bystander 1: "Dude, did you see that guy?"
Bystander 2: "No, what happened?"
Bystander 1: "Fuckin'...he got CHARLES BRONSONED!"
by H.G. Pennypacker May 20, 2008
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Charlie Bronson's

A slang term derived from England's most famous prisoner's stage name "Charlie Bronson" used to describe extraordinary traps, a muscle group connecting the shoulder and neck, or a workout done to enlarge the traps. May be shorted to Bronson's for a more eloquent phonetic sound.
Noun: Did you see Brian Urlacher's Charlie Bronson's! he could really hurt someone with those!!
Verb: Dude, I dominated my Bronson's in the gym today.
by new york trash November 6, 2009
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Doyle Brunson

A living poker legend who won the World Series of Poker in back-to-back years ('76 & '77), Doyle "Texas Dolly" Brunson is widely regarded as perhaps the greatest poker player who ever lived. He is the author of "Doyle Brunson's Super System: a Course in Power Poker," also known as "the poker bible," and has won countless millions of dollars over the course of his career.
"I paid $10,000 to enter the World Series of Poker just to play in the same tournament as Doyle Brunson."
by Dan Adair August 30, 2005
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Bronson's Hyper Reviews

A homeless guy that plays Fortnite on Youtube for a living.
Me: Your such a Bronson's Hyper Reviews!
by CrystalRex November 29, 2018
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Charlie Bronson Wannabe

Someone who has watched a lot Charlie Bronson movies and bases everything they do in real life off of them. Symptoms include carrying around 30 pounds of rope and trying to climb through an air-vent. Often one and the same with Boondockians - people who are obsessed with The Boondock Saints.
Oh, fuck you! I'm not the rope-totin' Charlie Bronson Wannabe that's getting us fucking lost! ~ Murphy McManus (The Boondock Saints)
by Browncoat2002 July 9, 2010
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Bronson

The name Bronson originated between the 12-15 century of English origin, the meaning being Son of the brown one and or son of a dark Man.The name is also a very rare first name,but a somewhat common last name,and extremely rare Girl's name, usually given to a baby as a masculine indicator.It is also a common name for larger Dog species, and the name usually given in English speaking Countries. Their are also several place's In the U.S named Bronson and a handful of celebrities named Bronson. The most notable being a Baby Boomer's favorite actor,Charles Bronson,a somewhat old school Jason Statham. Bronson's tend too be all rounder's, loyal, mistrustful of other's at first, very devoted, indomitable, majestic, highly creative and cherished by other's. They also are mature and highly focused people, therefore they only attract or surround themselves with person's of a highly regarded nature. If you do meet a Bronson chances are your a wise person who has their best interest's in mind.Also not to be confused with Brandon or Branson.
Bronson is life
by Super marvelous November 13, 2014
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Tender Branson

Tender Branson is the main character in
"Survivor: A Novel" by Chuck Palahniuk.
"Tender Branson of the Creedish Death cult?"
by Roberto_Benigni February 17, 2004
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