blinker fluid

(btw i totally met a girl who fell for this)

a really good almost-real-sounding term to use with the intent of throwing off a ditz.

Crystal: "My right blinker doesnt work."
James: "You're probably out of blinker fluid."
(later at auto zone)
Crystal: "I would like to buy some blinker fluid, please."
Clerk: "What the hell??"

by jackieshmackie April 17, 2006

12 O'Clock Blinker

Someone who is so inept of technical knowledge that all clocks in his or her house blink 12:00 constantly. (VCR, Microwave, etc.)

That 12 O'Clock Blinker couldn't figure out how to make toast let alone reboot her computer.

by Ed Shusky January 9, 2006

The Brinner Club

A group of four film-interested friends who smoke strawberry blunts then go eat pancakes with extra crispy bacon at the local diner, for dinner. Better than The Breakfast Club, The Brinner Club makes time to smoke, then eat breakfast for dinner, all before nine o'clock curfew. Dig it.

Hopefully it will become a feature film in the years to come.

1.

"Who are those trendy assholes who keep eating at The Diner?"

"Why, that's The Brinner Club?"

"What is 'brinner'?"

"...Are you serious right now?..."

2.

"Those teenagers are wearing some cool clothes, but how do they fit into them, after all the fatty breakfast-foods they eat for dinner?"

"They exercise."

"Yeah, right."

"Okay, then what would you call their daily walks to that sketchy alley?"

"Fient."

by nomae July 21, 2009

Bricker

Someone that you blame everything on.

🎵 Blame it on Bricker 🎵

by crazedllama123 February 26, 2019

blinker

a foreign vehicular feature to the drivers of Los Angeles

Non-L.A. Driver: I wouldn't have hit your car if I had known you were trying to get into my lane! Why didn't you use a blinker?!

L.A. Driver: Well, geez! You can't expect my Audi to have EVERY new feature.

Non-L.A. Driver: (glares disbelievingly)

by ASilentHero September 8, 2011

blinker boy

A person who moronically drives down the street or highway with his or her turn signal on, making other drivers think he or she wants to change lanes, when in fact, he or she simply has forgotten to disengage the turn signal from a lane change many minutes or even hours ago.

I slowed down to let that Isuzu Trooper into my lane but it turned out he was just a blinker boy.

by RachWho? August 30, 2008

Double Blinker

To take two consecutive hits from a pen without stopping.

“Dude it was crazy, last night I hit a double blinker. I just wouldn’t stop sucking.”

by Word_Wizz January 2, 2022