Not the Brightest Bubble in the Bubble Patch

A phrase explaining that someone's not the smartest person in the world in a manner that's only slightly degrading.

We'll she's definitely not the brightest bubble in the bubble patch

by Individualite August 6, 2010

not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree

An analogy describing someone who is not quick-witted and gives the impression of being not very smart.

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You are going to ask John to hook up your PS4? Good luck on that one, you do realize he's not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree.

by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015

Light-Brighting

When a one or more liberals pegs a conservative and the overall experience illuminates their mind, allowing them to see people and issues from different perspectives.

The term is based on a true story from an anonymous fan letter sent to the Daily Beans podcast.

Since then, it has inspired a new website at peg a maga dot com.

Although at first DJ was only interested in trying it once to see if it really"felt amazing," as Eric claimed, after 18 months of Light-Brighting — including a quivering, rainbow-colored assortment of pegs of every shape and size — as he lay, prone and quivering, in one instant he finally understood what he must do next: change his voter registration, and only then would he be ready to inform the President.

by Chilli Wit Llama May 11, 2023

brightina

Brightina is a girl who is kind and caring. They are always generous and thoughtful of other people around them. Brightinas are very sincere and easily finds truth in someone whose heart is in connection with theirs. Brightinas are one of the best gift from God someone could ever have. They are simple and wants to keep everything about themselves out of the view of public which makes them amazing. They sometimes finds it difficult to fall in love but when they do, they love with all their heart and couldn't afford to lose the person they are dating.

If I ever get myself a Brightina, I will forever hold her tight and draw her closer to myself because creatures like them are very few and very hard to find. Never let her go if you have a Brightina in your life. She's really amazing

Brightina, you look very amazing tonight

by Static Ebo October 12, 2020

Brightonism

A movement or philosophy where the aim is to win on Expected Goals at any cost, ignoring the actual scoreline. Graham Potter and his Brighton team is the best known proponent of this philosophy.

Arsenal lost the game yesterday but had better xg. Brightonism at its peak.

by Camponxg February 27, 2021

Mr. Brightside Moment

A Mr. Brightside moment is a moment of instant heart-break. You can hear the intro of Mr. Brightside in your head.

This girl broke his heart and he just stared at the wall. A certified Mr. Brightside moment.

by wordfrog May 13, 2020

Not the brightest kid in the cabbage patch

commonly used when someone does/says something stupid.
refers to someone being more dumb then the general public or a group of people

Person 1: i never knew cows made milk
Person 2: are you kidding me, where did you think milk came from?
Person 1: I don't know

Person 2: yeah, your not the brightest kid in the cabbage patch

by the brightest kid June 5, 2011