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arse bellows

A state of affairs where correlation has been incorrectly assumed to imply causality. Originates in a story where in the 1700s, bellows were used to pump smoke into the rectum of victims of drowning to resuscitate them, because of a single incident where this treatment had been applied and the patient recovered.
So because these two people have the same first name and age, anyone else with the same name is the same age? That's arse bellows!
by arc123 April 1, 2011
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bellowstick

Bob: SHUT THE FUCK UP, TREE BRANCH
Tree branch: No, I'm a bellowstick
Bob: oh, sorry
by Niggadicks April 28, 2006
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The Bellows

The act of placing two hands,palm to palm,inside an orifice,usually an anus or vagina,then pulling hands apart-while keeping fingertips touching.This motion when performed correctly,mimics the action of bellows being used on a fireplace.
I gave her the bellows for a treat last night.Being that she loves all forms of sexual humiliation,she asked for the bellows, and I obliged.
by Barsinister September 4, 2006
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Bellow

the noise an angry viking warrior makes; also the way lumberjacks speak
The viking warrior bellowed at his army to attack.
by Kaity Renn October 17, 2008
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brillow

a pad intended to use to clean things but is more used be crackheads as a filter for crackpipes
"hey man did you flip my brillow??"

"i was havin a bunner an the brillow came thru and burnt my mouth..it was red hot!!"
by DUERKSEN December 11, 2009
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english bellows

A cloud of flatulence that escapes from underneath a blanket, sheet, or comforter, and into the face of the occupants.

While often on accident, this can happen on purpose much in the same manner as the dutch oven.
"Don't move, I just stoked the fire and I don't want to give you the english bellows."
by Lord_Flatulence October 27, 2009
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bellow

To stick your head out of a moving train window, and wave outrageous arm gestures... Signifies a large loco on the front.
Truth Addict bellowed at the extremely large goyle on the front of his train...
by Broomster June 27, 2003
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