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Baltimore Breezer

A complex act of disgrace, performed only by champions.
Step one: Build up a cakey shit hole. Weeks of cake, minimal.
Step two: Find a naked girl sleeping in an extended body position. Fetals will just not work.
Step three: Strategically place cakey hole over her upright face, and repeatedly blow on her vagina lips.
Step four: As she gets tickled, she will moan.
Step five: When she moans, she will sit up. At this moment, sit your cakey ass on that face and hear her praise and applause rumble through your cakey orifice.
When I first saw Laura after her Baltimore Breezer, I thought she won a pudding eating contest.
by Grizlatch November 30, 2006
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crossway breezer

A condition where the nasal passages have an abnormally large opening to the esophogus (throat).
"There was this dusky gal in Bangkok...a real crossway breezer." Clint Eastwood, Heartbreak Ridge
by txBAM December 12, 2008
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crossway breezer

A condition where the nasal passages have an abnormally large opening to the esophogus (throat).
"...there was this dusky gal in Bangkok...a real crossway breezer" - Clint Eastwood, Heartbreak Ridge.
by txBAM December 9, 2008
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bahama breezer

A fart performed in hot weather that is a welcomed breeze on the face and/or genitals of bystanders.

A trained breezer can actually cause icicles to form on the hair of the breezee with the cold air pushed out of his or her anus.
Hey, Carl, I'm really starting to sweat down here. Can you do a Bahama Breezer on my dong real quick?
by The Earl of Breezer May 28, 2007
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Feel The Breeze

Feeling the Breeze is an action of providing someone with the opportunity to exhale in knowing that they're deserving of the love you give them; and that they can comfortably feel that they are enough and not alone any longer.
Sarah had never been able to feel the breeze until she met me and I keep that breeze ignited just because- just because...Sarah, you are worth it.
by AeeDeeTee June 16, 2023
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Chatting Breeze

London slang for talking nonsense, or speaking of something about which you have no clear understanding.
"Bingly bongly boo. Snippety-snappety-blarg. Goo ferplunk moo-ha ha ha."
"Man, don't chat breeze."
by Bonny lad November 11, 2004
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chat breeze

To speak a lot of bullshit. Not speak the truth
"BLAD! You chat BREEZE!"
by Paroxx April 24, 2006
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