breasticles

Breasts which, at one time, were very large but have become saggy, thus resembling testicles.

"Don't let your mom on the trampoline! She'll beat herself to death with those breasticles!"

by HairFarmer January 18, 2008

beastility

to put it bluntly...having sex with an animal.

yes.

a dog, horse, ram, bull or frog.

Sammy's from Mississippi and grew up on a farm.
He didn't have any friends...let alone female ones.

One day he swore he saw Betty the Cow wink at him.

Next thing you know...Sammy is showing Betty how to straddle herself without getting hurt.

by Kennedy August 22, 2005

beastiality

A common way to incorrectly spell wordbestiality/word.

Sexual intercourse involving a human and a lower animal.

Thems farm boys sure luvs them the beastiality!

by Omniverse March 29, 2003

breastamorphosis

The process that occurs when a flat-chested girl you once knew later blossoms into a large natural breasted woman.

Chris: Hey, you remember Amanda from middle school?
Gregg: You mean, the flat-chested one?
Chris: Yea, look at her now.
Gregg: Damn! She must've went through a breastamorphosis.

by GTab July 25, 2008

Breasticles

A prolific ancient Greek physician practicing somewhere between 480-430BC, noted for his thorough anatomical studies of the mammary glands. His contributions to the field of anatomy are incalculable; men the world over have benefited from his unyielding attempts to demystify this most recognized symbol of the female form.
He is also recognized for generating the first public debates surrounding medical malpractice. In his later years, his academic interest gave way to obscene obsession.

Socrates: Know thyself.

Breasticles: Know thy breasts, my good friend.

by DrPedicus April 18, 2010

bestiality

Having sexual contact with animals.

Single women who own big dogs might be into bestiality.

by AS U Like It September 14, 2002

beastial

insane. enormous. crazy. uber. exaggerated. exceptional.

That's beastial cameltoe.

by lollercaust November 3, 2004