Breading

To go into any store with self checkout, taking any bakery item and gathering any other items in the store you may want. This is then followed up with going to the self checkout and choosing the bakery item, placing everything on the weights simultaneously. If this is successful , proceed with the checkout and enjoy how much money you saved.

(Disclaimer: This is not stealing, it is Breading.)

Yo Pablo! Are you breading?

by Anonymous Breader November 18, 2019

Breadin

"When your dad calls you constantly to bread you because you are about to become a civil engineer graduate at the end of the school year - OR any other degree for arguments sake"

"Oi dad stop calling my phone and breading me just cos i'm gonna be on buks next year, I swear down man"

by abs fabzz February 8, 2009

Breadwin

An abbreviation of bread winner, however used in a social scenario with bread referring to metophorical enjoyment. Therefore may be used to highlight the reciprocal relationship between friends.

Hye breadwin, had an awesome night yersterday.

by homeslicemcgee March 5, 2011

breadwinners

A cartoon desperate for views created by Nickelodeon.

Guy 1: Hey, do you wanna watch breadwinners?
Guy 2: Why am I friends with you?

by Spingebill SquireShorts September 23, 2017

breadwinner

The member of the household who isn't a lazy son of a bitch, one who brings home the bacon.

Hey hoe, I'm the breadwinner.....go scrub the toilet.

by rroseselavey May 30, 2009

goose-breading

The act of having one's sexual partner dress as a goose and consume a slice of bread hanging from one's urinary tract.

Megan and Tom's fading sex life was quickly reinvigorated when they began goose-breading; as prescribed by a sexual therapist.

John: Boy, my foreskin is really itching today!
Jack: Did you try goose breading again?

by Spartae July 27, 2013

Breading

Putting slices of bread with peanut butter on a car,mailbox,cat

"Dude Daniela was breading that cat !"

by Twinkie Swagg November 6, 2011