Brawlhalla

A game that will rape your head to the point where you wanna rip your balls off and just eat it so you can numb all the pain. So many fucking sig spammers.

Brawlhalla is dog water

by kycosmetics January 9, 2021

Brawndo

it's like shaving your chest with a lawnmower! that sounds dangerous, but it's not more dangerous than drinking BRAWNDO because drinking BRAWNDO is like riding a pony, which probably sounds not dangerous except that the pony is 300 feet tall and covered in chainsaws! and to get on the pony, you have to take an elevator filled with 16 live cougars, which is an actual sport in latin america, which is extremely fun, but not as fun as BRAWNDO because BRAWNDO is like driving an ice cream truck full of angry bees through a petting zoo, which is a great way of becoming popular if you want to become popular with LAW ENFORCEMENT but if you don't, you should still drink BRAWNDO because BRAWNDO will make you use your fists for everyday tasks, like watching tv or romance or helicopter maintainence! it will also make you more awesome at english, which means you can use apostrophes whenever 'you w'an't to', even in words like 'nuclear', which don't even have an apostrophe yet!

BRAWNDO: It's Got What Plants CRAVE!!!

by jedediah2j October 3, 2008

brawlgasm

The orgasmic feeling that one gets when playing Super Smash Brothers Brawl with multiable partners.

My Brawlgasm went long and deep into the night.

by Byyyah April 10, 2008

Eye-brawl

When someone gives you the thousand yard stare with the intent of provoking an argument or fight or to attempt intimidation.

The big dude at the end of the bar keeps eye-brawling me for dancing with that chick. I'm gonna leave out the side door.

by nebsemanym May 18, 2011

brawny man

A lumberjack of epic power and unequaled greatness. A decendent of mighty pirates kings of old. A follower of Odin and Thor, the Norse gods of war,thunder,and kickassness. Able to chop down entire forests and process them into paper towels in a single day. He wears plaid all the time except for the occasonal Hawaiin shirt when he is feeling festive. He frequently consorts with Valkeries,housewives,and the occansional quarter whore.

Highly attractive housewife: I just wish i had some paper towels.
Brawny Man: Here are some towels mam.
Highly attractive housewife: That plaid makes me dizzy, oh i feel faint..
Brawny Man: Sorry, you aren't my type...maybe if you were naked and painted blue. You don't except quarters do you?

by Swedish Bob December 9, 2006

Maniac Brawl

Mixing ants from two different colonies onto one ant mound. Usually done with a stick after destroying two mounds in close proximity.

Jeff just started a maniac brawl on the levee.

by Boz Scaggert November 4, 2006

Brawndo

A. What you drink because you can't drink your car battery.

B. Green Kool-Aid and rocket fuel.

C. Drink of choice for winning . . . . anything (running, walking, waving, yelling, complex mechanical repair etc.)

it's got what plants crave.

Boots drank a brawndo and won at parking at the mall.

by PAPA HET! February 5, 2008