crappuccino 

A cappuccino that is lacking in all the qualities of a true cappuccino, be it due too lack of heat, lack of coffee, or simple lack of flavour.

"I ordered a coffee half an hour ago and all I got was this tepid crappuccino. Damn Starbucks and their lacklustre service."

crappuccino by bonbonbonbonbons September 22, 2009

frappuccinoish

A. Combination of frappe, cino, and -ish meaning a milkshake like drink originating in Italy with an unspecified taste.
B. Akin to tasting like the Starbucks moneymaker.

Krispy Kreme now makes some frappuccinoish beverages.

frappuccinoish by JH.ERAU January 21, 2009

Italian Frappuccino 

Italian Frappuccino also known as Sloppeé Toppeé (Slopay Topay)
Referring to oral sex.

Could you please get me an Italian Frappuccino?

Sure bro why didn't you just say you wanted Sloppeé Toppeé
Because I didn't know you did oral sex.

Italian Frappuccino by I don't know ♤♤♤ March 26, 2020

crappuccino 

Foamy fluid of dark brown crap that jets out of one's butt when an individual 1) has a terrible, terrible case of diarrhea 2) has taken an industrial strength laxative or 3) has consumed a copious amount of beer on an empty stomach

Dude, I can't play ball today... I've been dispensing crappuccino since 4am

crappuccino by M.K.M. September 23, 2005

Frappuccino 

not real coffee.
Please don't say you NEED coffee and go to Starbucks or "The Bean" and order a freaking Frappucino.
almost like drinking 3 cups of sugar with whipped cream on top.

Frappuccino's just doesn't do it for me.

Frappuccino by marbee December 18, 2006

Frappuccino Mocha Latte! 

A nicer and less obvious way of saying FML (which stands for "F" My Life). Particularly good for status updates on Facebook or while driving in cars with children in the back.

You miss your exit when you were already late and your child is screaming in the back seat..."Frappuccino Mocha Latte!"

Frappuccino Mocha Latte! by girlwiththeshorthair February 5, 2010

Mocha Frappuccino 

the most addicting thing in the world other than drugs and facebook

fb status: going to get a Mocha Frappuccino
comment: YUM

Mocha Frappuccino by the NINJA Cheesecake January 11, 2011