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brainstorming

one of many business buzzwords taught usually in marketing class. It is a process, in which a group of businessmen who know little about the underlying products or the market, generate ideas that do not follow either rationality, sanity or laws of gravity. Afterwards, based on little research, they discard the seemly infeasible ideas and decide on one that is doomed to failure.
Supervisor: I need you all to come out with some new marketing ideas on our new smartphone

marketing department: after intensive brainstorming we have come out with the following solutions
A. bash our competitor
B. improve our product
C. rap music advertising with a lot of babes


Supervisor: Great! Let's go with C.
by safety inspector December 20, 2008
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Brainstorming

To reminisce about a sexual experience so intense, it makes you feel like you have just finished running a marathon.
Just the sight of Antoine has all the ladies brainstorming. However, Lisa is his only Muse because she’s proven Worthy of the “Total Package”.
by Candi Carats July 5, 2022
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Braindora

When a song randomly plays in your brain. Especially applicable to songs that are unexpected, undesired, or repeatedly heard by the braindora listener.
"I wish I could shut my braindora off...or at least thumbs-down the effing One Direction song that keeps playing at all hours"
by jvdleftcoaster January 18, 2013
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brainwiring

a process of indoctrinating a person so that his thinking patterns change for the better,
After prolonged brainwiring, he was able to shed his old-fangled ideology.
by uttam maharajn April 27, 2014
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Brownwormofpassion

When ur done fucking a tubslut up the ass and you squeeze the poo out of your urethra leaving a brown worm like object on her back
I went deep in that bitches ass the brownwormofpassion I left behind looked like a tangled hose
by Anthony Cuzz May 15, 2022
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Brainwarp

The feeling one gets when experiencing hunger. A temporary personality shift for the worse. Can be accredited with unexplained irritation or annoyance of others, along with selfish actions or decisions.

Most likely to happen with couples or small groups of people. Happens more often with indecisive people when they are out of the house and cannot decide where to eat.

More than likely if you have argued with someone while you were really hungry, you have had brainwarp!
Augh! This brainwarp is killing me... let's find someplace to eat... fast!

Don't blame me if I'm irritated right now, I'm experiencing brainwarp!

I'm sorry I was arguing earlier, I was really hungry so I had brainwarp.
by Mark Koerbel April 22, 2007
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Brainstorm

When you get amazing head from three or more girls at once. Can also be three or more guys on one girl.
Man I just got the best brainstorm yesterday!
by T-Perry March 6, 2010
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