twat bracket

A complete tool. Someone who is somewhere between a tit and a ball sack.

Rob stuck his pecker in a prossie and got knob rot. What a twat bracket!

by Nick the bad-ass May 13, 2006

text bracket

Groups of specially selected people in your cell phone book in which you customize texts for at holidays or special events.

At Christmas, you might send a "Merry Christmas, cutie" to old hook-ups or "plan b - back-up" hook-ups in your life,

while you might send a "Happy Holidays, I love you" to only your close friends and family.

"Happy Hanukkah" might go to a text bracket of your Jewish friends.

These three types of scenarios are different "text brackets".

Which text bracket do you fall into in your friends lives?

by Bonnie Sicora & Bobby Cipolla January 10, 2008

Brackets

A failed attempt to make your word on Urban Dictionary into a link.

Guy 1: Hey man, did you ever notice that none of the words with brackets still on them are links?

Guy 2: I know, right?

by Terrorthatflapsinthenight September 30, 2011

Fadge Bracket

1) n; Mechanical device used by heavily overweight or obese women for recreational love-making or reproduction, with the purpose of holding excess fat away from the labia to allow penetration of the penis. Potentially fatal to second party if maximum gross weight (MGW) is exceeded; Coroner's report usually reads "Consumption" or "Absorption". C.f. Hi-Lift Jack.

2) n; Insult.

1)"I'm feeling hot Anne, put down your Big Mac and get out your fadge brackets."

2)"Shut up you fadge bracket."
"Fuck off you knob cheese licker."

by King of Badgers March 7, 2005

Brackenridge high school

Brackenridge High School is a multi race school. Where the white people are black and the black people are white. The Mexicans are shun upon by the other Mexicans that do not accept their culture. Depression is a desease in the halls and only the little bitches that absorb your happiness catch it (95% of the school). It is not as bad as it sounds. We are okay.

1: How do you like Brack?

2: It's okay I guess. 100 times better than any of the other ghetto High Schools in SAISD.

1: You right!

Brackenridge High School: the place to be in SA, Texas

by BootyQueen1000 April 13, 2017

Class Bracket

The level one fits in pertaining to the Social, Spiritual and Economic Hierarchy of Human Beings.

Think of each class as a credit score. Individually they equal a result, but it's the combined average that counts.
ie: In the time of Jesus Christ's lifespan, he had a Class Bracket score of 600/1000 due to his high spiritual and social scores, but is dropped down significantly in the average because of his low economic score. Granted, he didn't care for money, but with it his influence could have been immediate, instead of hundreds of years later.

by JordanTheDollarBill November 3, 2011

Clara Brackett

She goes to Park Hill High School and is very cool but oddly energetic all the time 😅

Clara Brackett is one of a kind

by Dylandouglass January 13, 2021