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Guatemalan Neck Brace

While a woman is receiving oral from a person, she wraps her legs around their head and farts. Her legs form a neck brace making it impossible for the person to break free.
I had to shave my goatee because it still smelled like that Guatemalan Neck Brace she gave me the other night.
by Don Jr. April 19, 2010
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braces

Dentists think they're being nice by letting kids choose different colors.

They can suck it.
by theskyxisfalling July 8, 2005
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dental plan, lisa needs braces

a timeless phrase, used with great versatility. you can say this at pretty much any time or situation but definately works best when said during one of those long awkward pauses in a conversation.

sometimes shortened to simply "dental plan..." let open to completion by others present, or simply left abbreviated.

taken from the famous "union" episode of the simpsons, this is what homer repeats to himself over and over again whilst trying to decide whether to pursue a dental plan program for workers of the nuclear plant or to give up this right for a free keg of beer. hrmmm....

... dental plan, lisa needs braces
some guy: "and that's when i realized that my glasses were on my *head* the whole time!"
dudes: " .... "
me: "... dental plan, lisa needs braces"
by Olly J July 8, 2005
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moldy bracelet

When you fist someone's anus and a ring of crusty old feces appears around your wrist.
After fisting her butt last night, it took me 10 minutes to wipe off the moldy bracelet she gave me.
by Sakura June 14, 2014
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braces

1. Horrible, painful metal contraptions that are placed on your teeth by people with no sense of humor and a love of seeing kids in pain (called "orthodontists").

2. A combination of metal wires, brackets and teeny rubber bands that sap you of the ability to talk normally, eat candy, get a date, and wake up without a checker pattern etched into your gums.

3. A device placed on the teeth that leaves you crying every 6 weeks as you leave the orthodontist because they say you won't get them off for another few months (yet, you're still "almost there!")
I'd offer you some of this/these super good popcorn/pretzels/caramel/toffee/taffy/gum/gummy worms, but you have braces...

Yeah, she's kinda hot, but look at those braces...

Now I know you thought you'd get your braces off this time, but we still need a little more time....yes, I know it's been 4 years, but you're "almost there"!
by hatemaheffinbraces December 28, 2009
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bra strap bracelet

when a girl cuts her bra strap and makes it into a bracket to mark her territory on a man
brian: look what my girl gave me

dave: what is it?- is that a bra strap bracelet?
brian : yup, that’s how you know i’m hers, you know marking her territory
by ya auntie j <3 October 10, 2021
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lokai bracelet

A bracelet that has elements from the highest and lowest points on the earth
White ball - water from Mt. Everest
Black ball - mud from the Dead Sea
Bella- Hey check out my lokai bracelet
Ella- OMG I'm getting the same thing next week!
by Issabel.a October 5, 2015
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