Boysturiser

1)Moisturiser for men is Boysturiser. There's nothing wrong with a bit of moisturiser, but these products earn the term "boysturiser" because of their aggressive packaging. All coloured in various shades of "gun" with a bright trim, as if to say "This is a serious product, it's dangerous. But not so dangerous that it will burn your face off.It's safe to use. But ONLY by Real Men". Males who are concerned about looking "gay" for caring about their skin will purchase boysturiser. Men who don't give a damn how people perceive them will either use their partners moisturiser, buy a supermarket own brand, or buy whichever one was closest to them on the shelf at the time. As far as today's men are concerned, there are those who moisturise, and those who boysturise.

2) Men claim to women that they've "heard" that semen is good for the skin, in an attempt to have them readily agree to a dose to the face. They say it jokingly, but ever hopefully that the woman will say, "Really?? Because I've tried everything to get rid of this dry skin, but not that. Come on then, I want it all over" Because of this ridiculous male perpetrated myth, guys across the world are still self advertising the marvellous properties of their own "boysturiser". With a handy dispenser! Just stroke, rub and aim to achieve desired results! Satisfaction guaranteed! (note- satisfaction guarantee applies to dispensing party only.)

1) "Greg's just gone and spent £30 on boysturiser, when he could have got the same stuff from Asda for £10."

2) "I thought that the date was going well until he mentioned he had something to help my dry skin problem"

"Oh no, did he offer his boysturiser?"

"He sure did. And went home alone, presumably to boysturise his own right hand"

by MagickDio March 18, 2010

Noob Boosters

Noobs in Modern Warfare 2 who try to boost, and epically fail.

"These guys don't even have silencers, the are such noob boosters."

by LilithTheWhore May 22, 2010

Bosterich

A large, exceptionally gifted osterich, capable of providing direction and leadership to a herd of lesser osterichs. May also be used to describe a human exhibiting similar traits.
In some cases, bosterich may be used as a substitute for currnecy.
Can be used as an insult, compliment, adjective or verbal form.

Those osterichs need a bosterich!
That guy is such a bosterich.
He makes billions of bosterich.
You fucking bosterich.
Your the bosterich.
How bosterich of you to say so.
I'm gonna fuckin bosterich you're ass.

by Big Papa Goat November 27, 2003

Swagger Booster

A folded piece of paper in one's back pocket placed so that it is slightly visible used to draw attention to one's butt.

I use a swagger booster for the ladies so they check out my rump.

by Chilu November 29, 2011

boisterous

loud, mischievous, rambunctious,

person 1" hey could you try to not be so boisterous?"

person 2" sorry"

by olaf the pimp January 4, 2007

swollen boosterseat

Noun---the act of having to drive yourself to the hospital after being "pink-socked"

Not remembering the night b4, Jackie went 2 her car 2 find out that she had a swollen boosterseat, and spent the rest of her day in ER.

by Martian12 February 21, 2014

Faxe Kondi Booster

A danish energy drink (way clear of Monster). It's like a wet dream in your mouth, nothing less than delicious. A must buy if you go to school.

Mathias Lyhne is the king of Faxe Kondi Booster

by LionPussy35 September 23, 2021