Paper Boying

The act of taking a shit, (which needs to be at least 12 inches in length and 1 piece), pulling it back out using any method possible (gloves, fork and knife, bare hand), placing it on saran wrap, rolling it like a blunt on 4/20, then driving around looking for a group of kids to throw the log at.

Big East: Dawg, I just egged the shit out of a school bus. Must have hit it with like 9 eggs!

Tyrant: Eggs? You a pussy? You need to start paper boying. Pull one of your piping hot logs out of the toilet, wrap that sum' bitch up in some plastic wrap or something clear, and toss that fucker at someones head.

Big Easy: The fuck is wrong with you.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 15, 2019

Smalltown Boying

(Verb) The act of running away from your small town to go see your gay crush across the country. Run away turn away, baby.

Mike is literally Smalltown Boying his way outta here!

by inkaycat March 13, 2022

soulja boying it

Term used when a piece of online media (videos, movies, show, videogames,etc) is displayed in a lower resolusion or experiencing lag.

"I'm trying to stream this new series on (Streaming service) but its soulja boying it"

by gradra March 9, 2024

Grandma’s Boying

When you receive such a blowjob with such an orgasmic spasm that you “can’t stop cumming!”

God that was good, I’m totally grandma’s boying.

by XbeauTIFFulX January 3, 2021

Boring cuntiness

Boring cuntiness is an illness that people are diagnosed with if they are rude, annoying , mean for no reason , and have absolutely no sense of humour.

The disease was first discovered by K.R. And M.B.

I diagnose TW with boring cuntiness

by Foundationenglishandmathsgals January 16, 2020

Jack in the boxing

To masterbate at work in a cubical or perimeter guard kiosk.

The officer was caught jack in the boxing in his guard kiosk.

by Got caught January 16, 2014

Bowing Diplomacy

A foreign policy that centers on a head of state bowing to other nations in order to get a better deal as their slave. Popularized by Donald Trump and the Republican party of the 21st century

Donald Trump initiated his doctrine of Bowing Diplomacy when he bowed to King Salman of Saudi Arabia.

by knunchunks August 29, 2018