Brocastery

Adj/Noun; When four or more things go horribly wrong in your day and it's as if it was savagely targeting you in particular.

(A man or woman gets punched in the face and hits the floor in a puddle of Mud as a dog pees on them. When the person gets up they get punched again) "WHAT THE BROCASTERY IS THIS!!"

"My day was mad brocastery. I was doing homework in study hall when the school bully knocked my stuff on the floor with my girlfriend on his shoulders. I thought I could shake it off when I went to pick up my stuff but my best friend slap me in the face and had the nerve to say "guess what... chicken butt"!That was type brocastery if I've ever seen it."

by O0KiN0O June 25, 2017

boasterism

When you ain't even cocky, you just full of boasterism...

It's not even cocky, it's boasterism.

by Slicklady August 9, 2017

bonnaster

The king
Bonnaster has a lot of girls that like to fuck
Bonnaster va spesso a puttane
Bonnaster is very good at clash royale

La mossa del bonnaster: when you drive like crazy to bypass all the traffic

by Mateo il bruno November 22, 2021

Boaster Inc

This is a toaster but better it has built in Alexa and it has a tube were you put your bread and then just one click of a button *Whoosh* your bread is in the Boaster cooking without you putting the bread in the Boaster.Oh and hi

Boaster Inc is the best company ever.

by Dankyboo December 2, 2021

Boaster named Bean

A smaller sibling who boasts about doing great things.

And sir, your a bit of a boaster named bean.

by GuphrameDingnastyBean June 17, 2022

Boaster Idiot

An asshole, especially a rich one who brags about his stuff/lifestyle like his house, his clothes, his vehicle, his body, his job, and he usually brags to people especially poor and under-average people

Boaster idiot: look at me I have $8.7 Billion and I have a computer tech job that pays me every week, and I have 6 mansions around the country, and I drive S Classes, G wagens, Lamborghinis and Ferraris. And I have 3 wives,

and I wear Gucci branded stuff and I have big ass muscles ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

Me: I hope people at ur job find out you are a drug dealer and then they fire you and you have no job and become homeless, sheeesh I hate these rich boaster idiots

by EMD F59PHI August 5, 2024

The Bozmaster

A man who sexually assaults young women, and abuses them with words.

Bro he just said shes a slag and raped her, yeah mate he is The Bozmaster

by YOURPSUEDONYM6969 July 1, 2024