Bored

A state of mind that causes you to read blogs, then follow links off blogs to old Usenet arguements about magic tricks in 1992.

I've been reading about mrgoat's arguement about d'lites with rayhaddad. It's funny. It's at www.protagonist.co.uk/goatblog

by www.protagonist.co.uk/goatblog March 01, 2005

bored

n The state of staring into space and hitting things, often accompanied by the munchies, hours on urbanDictionary, channel surfing and internet sex.

n A code word for "horny"

God, I'm so fucking bored.

by TheJaded April 13, 2006

Bored

The reason why I'm wasting your time writing this worthless crap.

Me: I'm so fucking bored, I could watch an entire episode of Newsnight without falling asleep or wanting to kill myself.

by Ted T Chimp October 21, 2006

bored

word kids use to describe themselves when they are trying to lead up to a dirty question

Hey I am bored, what about you?

by me January 17, 2005

bored

one of the worst possible emotions.
ever.

for entertainment you might wanna look up;
high school
hell
chain smoker
dirty sanchez
scene kid
cunt
and
niggy

asdfjkl;

i'm FCKN bored, sonn.

by jrdyntlrr September 26, 2007

bored

A word used when people are trying to put up a picture of themselves on the internet and not look concieted or like a attention whore. They use this word as the excuse.

Me being bored. <picture taken by themself, most likely without a shirt>

by Ryan C. K December 31, 2005

Bored

Being BORED is worse than commiting suicide. Being bored tis bad stuff!

You bored? huh?
I am..thats why im on U.D ^^
Go back to class now, u wasting to much timez....

Mr.Reznick: Why you out of class Jens?
Jens: Ughh...im bored.
Mr.Reznick:(face turns red) Get your ass to class right now!
Jens: You not allowed to say ass sir.
Mr.Reznick: Detention...
Jens: *bored*

by Mynameisbeingusedbysomeonelse December 12, 2008