boredgasm

A an orgasm, usually fake, that occurs when one is bored to death having sex with someone they'd much rather not be with.

During sex with her boring husband, Mary managed to squeeze out a boredgasm, just to get over having sex with him, so that she could go on to her other activities of the day.

by annieoakley March 1, 2010

boredism

the perpetual state or feeling of being bored or unentertained

Person 1: "MrBean (Jacob Morris) has boredism."
Person 2: "How can you tell?"
Person 1: "Hes killing noobs :/"
MrBean: "DIE NOOBS!!!"
A Group of Noobs: *DEATH*

by Jacob Morris July 2, 2007

Boredgasm

When you have have nothing do so you masterbate.

I was grounded all weekend so I decided to get a boredgasm.

by Boredgasm 64 May 10, 2019

Boredism

A religion that you may belong to and not know it, as to be a bore-dite you just have to be bored alot.

"Boredism is boring."
"Of course it is, if it wasn't you wouldn't be a bore-dite."

by Lovick December 13, 2009

Boredgasm

Extremely bored to the point of Orgasming.

"During math class i had a boredgasm."

by BrittneyBomb February 4, 2009

boregasm

1. an intense culmination of profound or protracted tedium.

2. an orgasm induced by and occurring simultaneously with a yawn; a known side effect of some hormone-altering medications.

1. Besides those fresh safety videos, the flight home was a real boregasm.

2. <yawn> Oh goodness, I believe I just boregasmed--must be the meds.

by Yonny H. February 17, 2009

Boregasm

The act of faking an orgasm to end really boring sex.

The sex was so bad, and I became so bored, that I finally just had to have a boregasm to get him off of me.

by Lucy Valentine March 30, 2015