bore job 

The spoken- or written-word equivalent to receiving a blow job with too much tooth-friction. What is meant to delight is memorably painful to the receiver, if not embarrassing to the giver.

The lecture was interesting until the older man stepped up to give us all a bore job, not unlike Urban Dictionary's Word of the Day. C'mon: 'miss me'?

bore job by Ethan Peter August 17, 2007

Bore-Whore 

Someone who annoys everyone talking about how slurry they are (usually talking about who they slept with or the amount if money they earn from the strip joint)

Bore-Whore:Omg Kelly guess who I slept with last night. My Monday guy cause it is Monday so tomorrow it is Tuesday guy!
Kelly: ugh you are such a bore-whore

Bore-Whore by obl6ng August 5, 2019

Bore off 

A mash of FK off and bore someone else.

Husband ' I did not cheat on you when I went to bed with fatty . we're just friends'

Wife ' Lying twat . I've heard it all before. Bore off'

Bore off by Mamasa September 29, 2021

bore it off

bore it off is the term used by huddersfield lads when they really really dont like someone or something

"are you going out?"
nah mayte bore it off"

bore it off by benjamin starkles March 13, 2007

Bore off you pikey 

One of the classics in the Oxford English Dictionary, bore off you pikey is a phrase used a last resort when faced with a state of complete anger and desperation

Mother: please tidy your room

Me: not now I’m taking a dub

Mother: I’ll smash up your PS4 you sket
Me: oh bore off you pikey

Bore off you pikey by Willne has a square head x March 22, 2019

bore whore 

Someone who is so exruitiatingly boring that if they had one ounce of fun in their sad little lives they would be a whore for being so dumb. However, considering the fact that they are the epitome of utter boredom the name bore whore is better suited in this such case! Or more simply, a boring whore.

Kim Kardashian was a total bore whore when she dated Reggie Bush, didn't drink, didn't go out, and ruined all of Kourtney and Khloe's fun.

bore whore by rar3bliss December 25, 2010

bore whore 

Someone that is being extremely boring and attempts to make things funny when they turn out stupid sounding.

"Man, you know Ron?"
"Yeah"
"He totally became a bore whore when he started talking about homework."

bore whore by Metamorphisized December 19, 2005