Barbara Cartland

This is a British expression of contempt. The original Barbara Cartland was a British female author who wrote incredibly predictable, dated chick lit; she was well-known for a number of reasons:-
She had the longest entry in “Who’s Who”;
She believed that, despite her age and decrepitude she was incredibly attractive to the male sex;
Under no circumstances could she possibly be wrong;

The meaning has now broadened and is used to describe any pretentious, arrogant, unattractive female with delusions about her looks, talent, knowledge etc. Should you meet one usher her into the nearest padded cell with a forked vermin stick and arrange for NASA to send her on a probe to Jupiter.

Kim’s had a letter published in a free newspaper, now she’s acting like she’s an ace reporter!
Stupid munter! What a Barbara Cartland!

by AKACroatalin March 11, 2019

Barbaculate

The act of ejaculating upon a barbecue, lit or unlit. This activity is most commonly performed in Scotland as an act of love towards out door cooking, or as an act of revenge against a rival

"Kiera, did you just barbaculate on my new barbecue?!"
"YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT BWOIII!"

by thejagerage January 16, 2011

Salim Barbari

The name of your 8th grade math teacher

.im Salim Barbari

by Nyanica June 25, 2018

barbaric

Same as "savage," but for the more sophisticated crowd: bad-ass, cool.

I had some awesome pizza today. Shit was barbaric.

by anongtest May 24, 2015

barbara

barbara is so nice and everyone loves her. She never lies and people can talk to her really easily. All the guys love her and all the girls want to be her. She is truly caring and loves to have a good group of friends. She understands you easily and is a model. She is truly the bomb.

I love my friend barbara. everybody wants a friend like barbara.

by barbaras admirer (#63 admirer) February 26, 2019

Barbara Gauss

The slogans

'all day i dream about soccer'
'all day i dream about sports'
'all day i dream about sport'

1981-2005 were created by Barbara Gauss, Germany.

In her eBOOK 'all day i dream about sport' she talks about her life, the way she grew up, the dreams she had as a child and young grown up and the struggle she is going thru today, while defending her rights as a trademark owner, creator and sole owner of the intellectual property worldwide of the slogans as mentioned above.

See also 'sports'

In my heart the memories of my blissful childhood live on.

'all day(s) I dream about sport(s)' is what ment everything to me when I was small and is what I feel, if I had to describe my childhood.

'all day i dream about soccer TM'
and
'all day(s) i dream about sport(s) TM'
are
intellectual property 1981-2005 by Barbara Gauss, Germany

by Barbara Gauss October 29, 2005

barbatard

A surprisingly tasty condiment consisting of roughly equal parts of barbecue sauce and mustard. The early creators of barbatard were out of ketchup and invented this saucy combo on the spot. Was an instant success.

"Oh man, we're out of ketchup. Guess this burger just won't be the same..."
"Don't worry buddy! I've got the perfect solution. Barbatard. Just mix some barbecue sauce and mustard and you're golden."

by Elket June 13, 2017