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Boomstick

The bat of Nelson Cruz which allows him to hit a baseball amazingly far.
Man did u see how far that homer hit byNelson Cruz off Justin Verlander in 2011 ALCS went, it must have been his boomstick
by baseball hombre October 16, 2011
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boomsticked

by Dan Was here November 4, 2003
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Boomstick

A penis, irregardless of size, with highly volatile and extremely explosive ejaculatory properties. The current mortality rates for women whom allow said eruption to occur inside of the vaginal canal is 49%. There is a 73% chance of tissue damage and a 100% chance of internal bruising at the very least. Mortality rates for those attempting to take the burst orally jumps to 92%. It is not advised to ever let the eruption occur internally as there are 1.4 million projectiles speeding away from the penis at an average speed of 590 feet per second, though the current record is mach 1. Anyone with a penis that may be classified as a boomstick is required to have it registered for it's lethal abilities.
I took one shot from that boomstick and was gagging for a month!
by Pregnant Camel April 17, 2010
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boomsticks

The leg of an obese person, usually of the female specimen, that is thick with cellulite and bulging. Produces a "boom" sound that shakes the ground when used for walking or even running(running is not recommended as it can serve as a hazard and cause serious damage to the surrounding environment). This condition can be overcome only by using tinas avon cellusculpt gel.
that boombalda has fatty boomsticks. The ground is shaking when she walks.
by umbie March 21, 2004
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Boomstick

Weapon that Chuck Greene uses from Dead Rising 2.

He obtains the combo card once he has reached level 40 or by defeating psychopath mechanic Jed Wright in Case 0.

It's a Mossberg shotgun with a pitchfork taped to it and it kills zombie by attaching the pitchfork and letting the shotgun rip!!!
Person 1: Look check me out on Dead Rising 2, I am using the Boomstick!

Person 2: Did you get it from Case Zero?

Person 1: No, I gained it the hard way by levelling up to 40.
by Inferno986return November 28, 2010
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Boomstick

a model of a paintball gun barrel made by DYE. is one of the most popular non interchangeable barrels on the market.
hey, do u use a boomstick? ya man DYE rules.
by u tell me February 10, 2004
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Boomstick

The only boomstick I use is bic!
by DrBong October 16, 2012
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