Boomchaoism

The secular philosphy that believes that the pursuit of awesomeness and enlightment are one and the same.

Boomchaoism is comprised of Four Awesome Truths:

1. All life is lameness and boredom.
2. Lack of awesomeness is the cause of lameness and boredom.
3. A state of non-lameness and boredom can be achieved.
4. The way is the 10 fold path of Boomchaoism.

See also Existentialism

Boomchaoism is the way.

by ARBLJ May 5, 2011

Boomerang Skank

A Girl thats your date and sees someone better and leaves to go with them and then comes back to you after he leaves or is beat to death by the original date.

Anglea left him to go hang out with that d-bag, then after he got scared and left she came back to him. Man, shes a real boomerang skank.

by John Skankbagger November 1, 2007

boomerang

just a frisbee for a kid with no friends.

John doe: Hey wanna go play with my boomerang?
John doe: Hey, stop talking to your self loser...

by Ask For Arsenal March 5, 2009

boomawang

BoomaWang® (boÛo-MÂ-wÂn-Ga)
n. 1. a male reproductive organ which is L-shaped
2. the penis of the Luigius Rogainus

Boomawanged
v. 1. to wang around
2. to screw as if from behind while in front

Boomawangly
adj 1. backwards
2. gay; slang

See Also: Crooked cock, bent billy, my little L, craked canoli, Luigi Rodo, the U-turn twig, Bill Clinton

*The most famous boomawang is Bill Clinton

You have a what?
Oh, you and Bill Clinton

by Boomawang May 10, 2004

Boomerang Hoopie

Someone that finally escapes Sebring OH, but eventually ends up back here anyway.

Many of us move away from Hoopie Town, but a lot of us end up being Boomerang Hoopies.

by Pappy425 January 9, 2012

Boomerang Bitch

When you tell a female something in private but it always come right back to you from another person that shouldn't know anything about that subject.

I told that boomerang bitch Tracy, about what happened last week in Vegas. Now here you are asking how that happen.

or
I don't fuck with boomerang bitches when it comes to my personal life.

by tw33tybyrd83 May 12, 2013

Boomerang money

(n.) a word to describe the process of poppin them bandz and spending large sums of money just so it will come back to you, resembling a cycle that is alike to that of the trajectory of a boomerang, as stated by Iceman and Waka Flocka Flame.

Josh is gettin boomerang money cause he and Scott went to the club, made it rain and made double that money the next day!

by K'nucklesIII April 1, 2013