bollard

ginormous testicle

That squirrel has retractable bollards.

by choodlin June 6, 2019

bollard

Eating more than you're own body weight in cakes and buns within the course of a day.

I'm so hungover I could do a bollard

by Chicken Sticks August 22, 2003

bollards

Term used by the English meaning "balls."

"You can suck my bollards you American son of a b*$#&!

by NAS March 6, 2004

Chef Boyardeeznuts

That ain't no meatball!

"Hey, those aren't meatballs! Those are Chef Boyardeeznuts!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 28, 2023

Boyardee

a brand of shit in a can

Boyardee is Luke Prickett's favorite food

by Redneck hippie September 25, 2018

Bollarding

When couples go around and have romantic times with illuminated bollards, often on dangerous junctions whilst taking selfies

Check out those beautiful set of twin illuminated bollards, Shorty...let's go and do some bollarding

by pusscat4shorty November 17, 2020

bollard

A unit of measurement of time, specifically calculated as the amount of time a newly erected bollard will stand successfully on 3rd Ave in Phoenix before being destroyed by another terrible Arizona driver. Equivalent to 3.2 earth days.

“9,923 bollards ago our fathers brought forth, upon this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.” -- Abraham Lincoln, probably...

by Derek Giff September 10, 2021