Bostonian Baseball Boy

A boy who wear a hat, Plays Baseball way too much, Beats the shit out of bad guys with his bat and shoots with his shotty, And last but not least he speaks dat Bostonian accent.

"Uh.... I don't even understand this. I mean do you even know who you talking to"?, To a Bostonian Baseball Boy?

by AdamLaughsLololol April 18, 2018

Blogonian

Blogonian {blawg-awn-ee-uh n}
adjective
1. of, pertaining to, or characteristic of the Blogosphere, its people, or their language.

noun
2. a native or inhabitant of the Blogosphere.

adjective
The Blogonian writer, has toiled long and hard to bring only the facts to his/her post.

noun
The Blogonian spends hours immersed in the reading of blogs.

by dancalgary December 30, 2012

Bostonia

The suburbs,metropolitan areas, counties surrounding the city of Boston, Massachusetts. Bostonia is a great region to live in that is away from the city.

Bostonia is a major region of Massachusetts.

by The Ferocious Whomper June 24, 2017

boltonize

To receive the power and blessing of the voice of the great Michael Bolton. It has the effect of making some things juicier and easing headaches.

This apple is bland.
Boltonize it.

by skeevy December 18, 2013

Bostonian

A generation archetype of polo wearing, private school attending, and inherently capitalistic infected youth. Usually a die-hard sports fan (Patriots, Celtics, Red Sox) that thinks he or she is bamf, and almost always associated with pseudo-rebellion practices such as excessive weed and booze consumption. Although Bostonians are raised and born in Boston Mass, they will typically have a beach house in cape cod, and are materialistic although they frequently deny it. Their parents are incompetent morons who live a happy empty life with their hoard of massive cash, and will supply a future to their children after paying off Harvard to accept them. They are often mildly interested in alternative rock, and could be compared by analogy to preppy classy gwedos, and are often scoffed at by New Yorkers. Bostonians can also be refered to boston stoners, a derogatory although sometimes endeering name for completely avarage weed adicts whose mass conformity in moccasins/loafers and slacks leave them as a slightly laughable argile failure of prototype. Everyone pretends to stand them while secretly laughing. Warning: to those of you shaking your head, this probably applies to you.
*In defense of the masses, some bostonians are insanely chill mother fuckers, who should only slightly resent this definition.*

Julia: Dude, I spent all summer on the vineyard, If I see another Bostonian I swear to god, I'm gonna run down the street burning a red sox jersey and american flag, then politely ask them to eat shit and die.

Bo Bo: Fuck that man, I'll lace their weed with roofies and hope they get butt fucked by angry New Yorkers.

by Ju Ju Bee November 11, 2009

Burtonian

(adj.) Of or relating to the great artist Timothy William Burton, most commonly known as Tim Burton, or the art thereof. Mr. Burton (born August 25, 1958) is the creator of The Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Vincent, Beetlejuice, Edward Scissorhands, Big Fish, Sweeney Todd, James and the Giant Peach, Frankenweenie, Batman, Alice in Wonderland, The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy & Other Stories, and various other amazingly mystical and artgasmic films and artworks.

A Burtonian take on a classic fairy tale adventure.

by Vittoria LoMedico December 8, 2009

Bostonian

You put your dick on top of your desk at work, take off one of your wing tip shoes and repeatedly smash your dick with it

Jim and Ed decided that the Bostonian was the only way to make up for missing their sales quota two months in a row

by Balltapper December 20, 2019