I almost missed the light, so I Usain Bolted across the street.
The cop busted into the house, so I Usain Bolted out of there!
The cop busted into the house, so I Usain Bolted out of there!
by jumpshooter13 December 9, 2008
Get the Usain Bolted mug.A military slang term that is the combination of the military slang word for new guy (Boot, or Barely out of training) and lieutenant. A Bootenant is an LT who is fresh out of training and assuming command for the first time. Full of book knowledge (though often not even that) they are a unique combination of overconfident and incompetent. Their attempts to be authoritarian and dominant are undermined by the fact that they often have no idea what they are talking about and lack any actual leadership skills or experience. Since he is fresh out of training usually the NCOs under him have far more hands on experience and time in service but are still legally required to obey whatever he says while saluting him and calling him sir. Bootenants will often try to compensate for their lack of actual leadership skill or hands on experience by over-enforcing petty regulations that have no effect on the mission. A Bootenant can run the risk of being known as a Regulation Ranger.
Corporal: Did you hear the bootenant spend 45 minutes just telling everybody not to wear white socks?
Sergeant: Yeah, Isn't he the one who stutters and forgot to tie his own boots yesterday? What an asshole, I can't believe we have to do whatever he says.
Sergeant: Yeah, Isn't he the one who stutters and forgot to tie his own boots yesterday? What an asshole, I can't believe we have to do whatever he says.
by TCAT1117 November 17, 2018
Get the bootenant mug.A member of a school or society who happens to be rather good at a particular sport. This coupled with their so called talent at "bolting" pints of usually beer or cider has instilled in them a sense of arrogance.
They are often seen gathering at "bolterfests" which consist of these bolters gathering together and drinking. In order to gain entry, one must bring a "vessel" from which to drink one's preferred drink, suitably a pint in size, however, such examples as a shoe, pencil case and even an ostrich egg have been encountered before.
The ritual of "bolting" is a strict one, which comes with punishments if one fails to bolt correctly. The "straight arm bolt" is engineered for humiliation as the perpetrator is more than likely to spill the contents of his drink upon himself. Other punishments include the "shoe bolt" "straight leg bolt" and "double straight leg shoe bolt" The highest punishment for rule breakers.
They are often seen gathering at "bolterfests" which consist of these bolters gathering together and drinking. In order to gain entry, one must bring a "vessel" from which to drink one's preferred drink, suitably a pint in size, however, such examples as a shoe, pencil case and even an ostrich egg have been encountered before.
The ritual of "bolting" is a strict one, which comes with punishments if one fails to bolt correctly. The "straight arm bolt" is engineered for humiliation as the perpetrator is more than likely to spill the contents of his drink upon himself. Other punishments include the "shoe bolt" "straight leg bolt" and "double straight leg shoe bolt" The highest punishment for rule breakers.
"ahh man, did you see that dark knight bolt that pint? what a hero!"
"BOLTING!"
"ahh he plays first team rugby, what a bolter"
"BOLTING!"
"ahh he plays first team rugby, what a bolter"
by johnny two hats November 12, 2009
Get the Bolter mug.H.: Man gij waart lang weg, beetje aant fappe geweest?
B.: Nee man, kwas aant bouten!....achterlijk kutkind
Translation
H.: Man you were away for a long time, did a little fapping there?
B.: No man, I was bouten! ....r tard
B.: Nee man, kwas aant bouten!....achterlijk kutkind
Translation
H.: Man you were away for a long time, did a little fapping there?
B.: No man, I was bouten! ....r tard
by Herman & Brecht May 30, 2008
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2. Character from the most kick ass movie of all time Office Space.
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