Bullcrapola

What one says when they don't want to use the bullshit word. Generally when some one tells you something and you know it's not true.

That story you just relayed to me is BULLCRAPOLA

by No Ordinary Joe July 1, 2010

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bollockspeak

Corporate bullshit. Meaningless business buzzwords pasted together in an effort to hide managerial ignorance. Gobbledygook in a business setting.

"I call a cock up a cock up and not a "contingent operating difficulty which is pompous bollockspeak." -- Tony J. Watson, Organising and managing work: organisational, managerial and strategic behaviour in theory and practice (2nd edition)

by Mosborn April 29, 2014

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bullcrappage

Bullcrap that isn't words coming out of a person's mouth, it's just there.

"Wait, what? You think my memes aren't spicy enough!? That's bullcrappage!

by xXCringeMemesXx February 15, 2018

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Bollockaboatable

To motorboat ones bollocks

My best friend bollockaboated me last night. Felt amazing!

They were looking bollockaboatable bosh

by Big Shelly November 25, 2023

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Bollockaiser

Bollockaiser is the ruler of bollocks, it can be interpreted in a literal sense as referring to the of the king of testicles, or in a more metaphorical sense, where bollocks refers not only to the anatomical feature, but also to other connotations of bollocks (bullshit/nonsense), then the bollockaiser is someone who so quintessentially exemplifies these qualities that they can be named such.

Pronunciation:
General American: ˈbɑləˌkäɪ̯zɹ̩
Received Pronunciation: ˈbɒləˌkaɪ̯zə

Etymology:
equivalent to
ball + ock + kaiser
comes from Middle English "ballokkayser" (ˈbalɔkˌkæi̯zəɹ)

(balle + ok + kayser)
which is derived from Old English "Bealluccasaer" (ˈbæ͜ɑɫ.ɫukˌkɑ zɑ.eɹ)

(beall + uc + casaer)
suspected to originate from Proto West Germanic "Ballukkaisar" (ˈba l.lukˌkai̯saɹ)
(ballu + uk + kaisar)
or possibly Old Norse "bǫllkkjárr" (ˈbɔl:kˌkja:r:)
(bǫllr + kr + kjárr)
both of which derive from Proto Germanic "ballukkaisaraz" (ˈbɑl.lukˌkɑi̯.sɑ.rɑz)
(balluz + ukaz + kaisaraz)
beyond Proto Germanic, the individual roots come from different languages ("balluz" comes from Proto Indo European "bʰoln-" (bubble) which comes from "bʰel-" (to blow, inflate, swell), an earlier ancestor of "-ukaz" has not been found, "kaisaraz" came from the Latin clan name "Caesar", the etymology of which is unconfirmed) and so this term is not suspected to have existed in a complete form in any earlier language.

Oh yeah, he's the Bollockaiser alright. He has bollocks and bullshit aplenty.

by Bollockaiser April 15, 2024

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