fairy boat rider 

a person that rides a love boat (ryan) aka FBR

ryan was being a fairy boat rider when he was on a boat and was in love

fairy boat rider by robert stevens February 2, 2008

free boat rides 

Free boat rides is the solution to America's race problem, whereby those who are descended from African slaves (as they constantly remind us), are provided free boat rides back to Africa. There they can be free of all the oppression they experience in America such as welfare, EBT, section 8 housing, affirmative action, science, the rule of law, vaccines, modern medicine, and representative government.

e.g. Bob: "That football player knelt during the national anthem again - how offensive!"

Steve: "Time for free boat rides!"

free boat rides by flushawaytpp March 4, 2019

Mississippi Boatride 

When two people are having sex in the shower and one of the two people drop a deuce. The deuce then slides to the drain like a boat and swirls around in the drain.

Female: "I can't believe that you did that in the shower this morning!"
Male: "They refer to me as the captain of the Mississippi Boatride."

Mississippi Boatride by filthyg June 2, 2011

Boatriders 

Person or persons whose excessive, over-exuberant, frenetic and incessant sexual activity propagates mechanical energy waves throughout surrounding structures in the neighbourhood and leaves other residents feeling as if they were onboard an Atlantic trawled

An obsessive compulsive disorder centred around the need for constant sexual stimulation

I was hoping for a peaceful afternoon nap, but those boatriders are under sail again

Boatriders by Reddbobcat November 16, 2019