moutain man beard

A popular style of bush that is worn on chin, could be seen on the face of john ranson during mating season. Although during the winter (hibernating) months, it may have been shed.

Mountain man beards are only cool on John Ranson

by Tizzle Kizzle February 19, 2005

man beard

The beard on a boy who is trying to be a man by growing facial hair but fails.

Yuck, that guy's man beard looks like pubic hair.

by shazam1234 November 5, 2009

China-man's beard

Thin, whispy, sparse hair that grows on the bahr-bag

Check out the China-man's beard on my nut-sack

by Glasshoppah April 22, 2011

a man without a beard

a male without any facial hair that is a beard

gary wasnt a man without a beard because, for the very simple reason that he grew a beard when he was thirteen in order to plough into girls of his peer group however when he got to the age of 37 without having done any ploughing he realised he was a loser and he would have to use his hand instead

by david jizziman esq August 15, 2007

Beard Manly

A man who is ridiculously, absurdly, and undeniably manly with an awesome beard. Not a mustache, or goatee, or soul patch, a full on Grizzly Adams type beard.

That guy just punched an alligator in a throat while giving Chuck Norris a wedgie. He's Beard Manly!

by Beard Manly March 1, 2010

Boardman'd

To become so intoxicated that coherent thought and bipedal stability is nigh on impossible

Nick: Are you going to the party tomorrow night?
Andy: Yeah mate, let's get absolutely Boardman'd!

by 5robmar November 29, 2011

Mark Boardman

the one and only milf from the hit band lovejoy, sure he’s ginger but that doesn’t take away from his milfing power

“did you see that Mark boardman from the hit band lovejoy, he’s everyone’s favourite milf”

by Neo_535 May 4, 2023