birch tree swingset

used to describe someone who lets all of the neighborhood children, midgets, small mammals, etc. swing on or hang from his/her erect penis

"dude, where the hellz were ya?"
"i was hangin' out with Foges."
"hangin' out or hangin' on?"
"....... hangin' on..."
"Jesus, Foges is such a birch tree swingset."

by funkmasta-t May 13, 2010

birch burner

A black girl who only fucks white guys.

Tyrone: Ay ya think Shaniqa will go out with me?
Jamal: No, she's a total birch burner.

by Granny Sugarfarts March 29, 2020

Thora Birch-in'

Slanted, leaning.

Named for the actress in "American Beauty", and referring to the topless scene featuring her off-kilter nipples.

"You want to straighten that picture? It's kind of Thora Birch-in'."

by fort_max March 21, 2005

Alex Bircham

Alex Bircham is another name for a genital wart

I went and got checked out and it turns out I have an Alex Bircham, I hope letitia doesn't find out

by jesus condom October 22, 2016

birchy

Drop dead gorgeous fella. Horny guy.

Look at Birchy, I fancy a piece of that

by Louise Patterson April 29, 2005

Juan Birch Society

Naturalized American citizens of recent Latin American descent who follow a right-wing agenda, particularly advocating strong anti-immigration policies.

Julio's parents crossed into the country illegally, and now he says Navy Seals should patrol the Rio Grande.
Oh man, another Juan Birch Society member.

by BlueLew June 14, 2010

birch

An alternative for bitch. Birch is commonly used to bypass internet filters. It is also used to call someone a bitch without the associated negative connotations; a more light-hearted approach.

"Well don't get mad at me, birch! You could have answered your own question if you searched first."

"My girl has been birching at me since she got home. I don't know what the deal is, but the birch needs to settle down."

by Jack Krabitz January 4, 2007