Poodle bluffing is attempting to intimidate someone who outclasses the poodle bluffer in a very obvious way. Think Pee-Wee Herman challenging Carrot Top to a fist fight.
Toy poodles are angry and bitter little creatures. Perhaps they feel slighted by the evolutionary process having taken away their natural survival skills in exchange for poofy hair and the ability to dig holes. Generation after generation of inbreeding created this feisty little abomination, lending itself to retarded behavior like poodle bluffing.
Toy poodles are angry and bitter little creatures. Perhaps they feel slighted by the evolutionary process having taken away their natural survival skills in exchange for poofy hair and the ability to dig holes. Generation after generation of inbreeding created this feisty little abomination, lending itself to retarded behavior like poodle bluffing.
Guy 1: When I asked if he was gay, Tom insisted on his heterosexuality and showed me his Rolodex full of call girls.
Guy 2: He's just poodle bluffing, everyone knows that Tom is a peter puffer.
Guy 2: He's just poodle bluffing, everyone knows that Tom is a peter puffer.
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A drink (most often 32 oz.) popularized at the gas station/convenience store franchise, Quik Trip. The drink is 2/3 orange cream slushie and 1/3 Dr. Peppper. The actual ratio varies. A hoss Bluffington is the drink of the 44 oz. size or the 52 oz. size. The Bluffington was first made on a fateful night by the Sheriff; the name was developed by a russian madman, the Czar. It is enjoyed by all.
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