Blunkettisation

From "Blunkett".
- "Blunkettised"

1) The mental state invoked that a native (probably white) UK citizen ends up in when they are faced with the fear of opening their mouths to express their opinion of the apalling state of unlimited immigration & asylum in the UK.
Terriefied that some jumped-up little queen will start screaming NAZI at them for holding their opinion.
The irony being that the UK has had untill recently the priviledge of free speech... (lol).

2) When a neighbourhood or town is overwhelmed with immigrants and asylum seekers who stand around all day with nothing to do; dressed in leather jackets, chino's & bling; talking jibberish into the latest mobile phones.

1) So I'm a racist Nazi now because I object to the council buying land behind my cottage where they are going to build a camp to house hundreds of immigrants & asylum seekers for years while their declined applications are permanently lost in Gov't Bureaucracy
Shh! Can't say anything to offend!!!
I've been BLUNKETTISED.

2) Shit, the whole neighbourhood's full of asylum seekers these days - the place has been effectively BLUNKETTISED.

by shocked and off the fence February 13, 2005

blunkins

When you get a blow job on the toilet while taking a crap

Last night when I was pinching a loaf, I got Blunkins from Jenny.

by Fred July 22, 2003

blunkett

the act of ejaculating in another's eyes so that they are unable to see

i gave her such a blunkett last night she mistook her tampon for a ciggy

by James Cartwheel June 29, 2008

blunker

while sitting on the can having bowel movement you have your girl give you a blow job.

"baby i forgot my magazine, get in here and give me a blunker"

by Anonymous August 30, 2003

blunked

1. When one eye is more open then the other, lazy eye

2. A style of Modern Music,

1. That guy has one eye open and one eye shut, he looks blunked.

2. Chunky Phat Break Hop House

by Mr. Origarto October 1, 2006

Blunkett

"Blunkett" (or "blunketts") is an alternative slang word for the poker term "blind" (or "blinds"). This relatively new term is being used more and more, primarily in informal poker tournaments held in pub and casino poker rooms throughout the UK, and is one of the fastest spreading terms doing the rounds at the moment. The phrase is rumoured to have originated in one of the local poker halls in Swindon but has spread as far afield as Bristol Casino and Reading.

If you are left of the button then you are the "Small Blunkett" and the person to the left of him/her is the "Big Blunkett"

by Daryl Vino Rhino May 25, 2009

Blunkin

A blunkin is when you are taking a shit and getting head at the same time

ur mom gave me a blunkin

by cracka lacka123456789 November 1, 2008