Dilisio Blunder

During the setting up phase or first turn of a game (primarily a board game), the player who's turn it is makes an overly aggressive and erroneous turn. The player doesn't recover from the mistake for the remainder of the game. This was named after board game reviewer from Dice Tower.

A player decides to found a civilisation in an arid desert.
Did you see that player's first move, a typical Dilisio Blunder.

by Maverick4986 November 2, 2020

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blondenosis

(sub-variant of hairnosis)

A form of visual "hypnosis" used to make people think, at first glance and hopefully longer, that you are more attractive than you actually are through the use of:

- a great abundance of natural blonde hair,

or, more often,

- a great abundance of bleached blonde hair.

The goal is to divert attention from one's plain or unattractive face, or unattractive body. This purposeful deception falls between "accentuating the positives" of one's appearance and actually undergoing cosmetic surgery or liposuction.

Brunettes and redheads think that women who use blondenosis are stupid and fake (but not as stupid as the guys who are deceived by it).

Brunette at party: "Can't that cute guy see that fake blonde for what she is?"

Redhead at party: "Only if he snaps out of the blondenosis by taking a long, second look."

by One Stark Reality April 11, 2008

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blunderbuss

big old medieval ancestor of the shotgun used by the original colonial gangstas.
Looks like a trumpet that you stuff with gunpowder.

Duke of Haphazard : Hand over your gold and jewellery, damn wench, before i blunderbuss your ass into oblivion!
Damn wench : No sirrah, may the good lord protect me, take all o' me booty...

by Flying Fandango July 16, 2008

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