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blumpy

The act of simultaneously receiving oral sex and blowing your load while releasing feces.
Farcus put one more notch on his belt after last night when Wendy decided she would blow him on the shitter, little did she know his intent was to get a blumpy.
by Farcus September 23, 2007
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The Princeton Blumpy

Basically a modified version of the blumpy.
A Princeton Blumpy is when someone (person A) performs oral sex on someone else (person B) who is having a bowel movement and there is someone (person C) who is getting "pooped" on (usually the face). However, half way through this act, person C will slowly move their face up to the sphincter of person B until they eventually reach the sphincter and then "cork it"(stopping the further flow of feces by blocking the sphincter with the tongue).

However, if the person's tongue can not hold the pressure of the flow of feces and they pull away their tongue, the fecal matter that escapes in this "explosion" is known as "The Koprek Kannon"
Steve: "So what did you, Amanda, and Reginald do last night?"
Roger: "Well, we tried out The Princeton Blumpy"
Steve:"oh...did the kannon happen?"
Roger:"Nope"
by shea April 28, 2004
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the soft yet still self deprecating way of acknowledging the fact you don’t appear up to your standards.

similar to a homeless person(aka: a bum), they aren’t necessarily ugly yet due to circumstances they are perceived as otherwise. however, on a good day or with appropriate attire, they are clearly attractive.

makes a lot of sense when referring to the concept that “there is no such thing as being ugly, just being broke.”
friend: “why won’t you show your face?”
me: “tbh, i haven’t showered today and i kinda look bummy”
by untitledtilfurthernotice September 29, 2019
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Bummy Tug

the act of fingering ones anus while simultaneously masturbating. More commonly called "Pokey bum wank"
I walked in on Matt giving himself a bummy tug yesterday... his finger was in shit central!
by Magaz July 23, 2009
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