Sam: Whoa, check out the guy yelling at that palm tree. Is he mental?
Kevin: Nah, that's just some loser talking on his Bluetooth.
Kevin: Nah, that's just some loser talking on his Bluetooth.
by Subterfuge April 1, 2008
Get the bluetoothmug. A tropical disease caused by having a surfeit of copper or cobalt in the diet. This can manifest itself as a discolouration of the teeth and fingernails, usually turning them a blue colour.
Fogg's smile proved to the Royal Academy that he had indeed been around the world; for he had the dreaded Bluetooth!
by Lemmiwinks December 29, 2004
Get the Bluetoothmug. A super dumbass communication piece. Cyborg Morons continuously roam around retail establishments in circles mumbling, sometimes yelling to someone on the other end of the line about rediculous things. The light show "rave-ear" blinks and flutters as the Cyborg demands assistane in the store. I hope your Bluetooth develops a cavity.
Lance, being a fool as he is, purchaced a Bluetooth and now is real excited to receive telephone calls about absolutely nothing. Putting you on hold for yet another call, his cyborg head suddenly explodes!
by Fredersss October 7, 2006
Get the bluetoothmug. The act of. To bluetooth someone. To Knock someone out without the use of a hand. A hands free knockout, i.e. a headbutt.
by gratefulninja July 10, 2010
Get the Bluetoothmug. 
Get the bluetoothmug. When one "whacks" their penis on the side of thier partner's face to the ear. Leaving a print like a Bluetooth headset.
by Ambush Bug June 23, 2006
Get the Bluetoothmug. A COVID-19 gangbang where multiple people want to connect but cannot because the internet connection is unstable
"God I want you but I'm totally Bluetoothed right now!"
The poly party was cancelled due to Bluetooth and our incompatible pairings.
The poly party was cancelled due to Bluetooth and our incompatible pairings.
by Rimn'at April 6, 2020
Get the Bluetoothmug.