bluetooth

Used mostly to look cool, though it succeeds best in making normal people look stupid and/or crazy.
Sam: Whoa, check out the guy yelling at that palm tree. Is he mental?

Kevin: Nah, that's just some loser talking on his Bluetooth.
by Subterfuge April 01, 2008
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A tropical disease caused by having a surfeit of copper or cobalt in the diet. This can manifest itself as a discolouration of the teeth and fingernails, usually turning them a blue colour.
Fogg's smile proved to the Royal Academy that he had indeed been around the world; for he had the dreaded Bluetooth!
by Lemmiwinks December 30, 2004
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A super dumbass communication piece. Cyborg Morons continuously roam around retail establishments in circles mumbling, sometimes yelling to someone on the other end of the line about rediculous things. The light show "rave-ear" blinks and flutters as the Cyborg demands assistane in the store. I hope your Bluetooth develops a cavity.
Lance, being a fool as he is, purchaced a Bluetooth and now is real excited to receive telephone calls about absolutely nothing. Putting you on hold for yet another call, his cyborg head suddenly explodes!
by Fredersss October 08, 2006
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somebody who drinks a lot of wine. then grins and prays.
"They are the epitome of a bluetooth."
by Krkič October 02, 2020
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The act of. To bluetooth someone. To Knock someone out without the use of a hand. A hands free knockout, i.e. a headbutt.
Jesus! You bluetoothed that motherf**ker, Wade.
by gratefulninja July 07, 2010
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When one "whacks" their penis on the side of thier partner's face to the ear. Leaving a print like a Bluetooth headset.
I felt teeth on that BJ so when I finished I gave her a Bluetooth.
by Ambush Bug June 23, 2006
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A COVID-19 gangbang where multiple people want to connect but cannot because the internet connection is unstable
"God I want you but I'm totally Bluetoothed right now!"

The poly party was cancelled due to Bluetooth and our incompatible pairings.
by Rimn'at April 07, 2020
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