Blowjob season 

When a girlfriend/wife/partner is on her period and can't have sex, and can only give blowjobs.

Hey honey when does blowjob season start?

Blowjob season by Polaker September 7, 2007

blowjob sunday

Sunday May 17th. Always the day for blowjobs.

Dude you hang out with Debbie Sunday?
Ya it was blowjob sunday why wouldn't I?

blowjob sunday by bobmarley89089724 May 12, 2009

Blowjob Season 

The time of the month when ones' spouse or sexual relation has a useless vagina.

Jermaine : 'Yo Andy, did you bang that chick the other night?'

Andy : 'Na man it's blowjob season, I got some head!'

Jermaine : 'Blowjob season is the best'

Blowjob Season by FunkiestCoffee July 12, 2010

Blowjob Surprise

When receiving a blowjob you suprise your partner with urine.

Last night while my girlfriend was blowing me i gave her a Blowjob Surprise.

Blowjob Surprise by Blow4Now April 22, 2009

Post Blowjob Syndrome 

The almost instantaneous feeling of drowsiness that occurs after receiving a blowjob, usually followed by a deep and content sleep. It generally pisses girls off.

A: Yo, what happened last night?
M: You got Post Blowjob Syndrome and fell asleep, fucking bastard!

Post Blowjob Syndrome by Abdallah Chamas June 13, 2008

Blowjob security 

By giving your boss blowjobs, you secure permanent employment

She'll never get fired, she's got blowjob security!

Blowjob security by Belkster March 13, 2016

Blowjob Sandwich 

This term refers to the act of eating a sandwich while getting a blowjob from the girl who gave you the sandwich. It completely fulfills the woman life duty of making a sandwich, and giving a blowjob. At once.

Man, she gave me the best blowjob sandwich last night.

Blowjob Sandwich by makemeasammich69 May 4, 2011