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Bottled Gravy

Cum kept on Tap - your man-gravy, bottled in your love-nuts.
ooohhhh..that Jimmy Smits wanted a fresh drop of my Bottled Gravy - mmmm, NYPD Blew!!!!
by Robert J. Melrose May 21, 2003
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bottled and capped

When a girl is jacking you off, and right before you cum, she squeezes your dick, and slaps the top of your hand which has the head of your dick sticking out.(usually a gesture of breaking up)
I can't have kids anymore because this bicth bottled and capped me.
by Jose, James,David June 8, 2007
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bottled bukkake

When two people (who love each other very much) wish to partake the act of bukkake but are uncomfortable with inviting others. As a result, the man will save the efforts of his masturbation in a bottle over a period of time. Once a decent volume is accumulated, the couple will make love and upon finishing, the man will blast on the woman's face while simultaneously pouring the bottle on her. he may either pour it on her, use a spray bottle, squirt gun, or just plain throw it. It must be noted that considerable effort must be used to keep the bottled bukkake at the right consistency and temperature for usage.
Wife: cum on face please!
Husband: no problem darling.
Wife: well golly gosh that sure was great but do wish there was more.
Husband: wait just a minute there sport. Let me grab my handy bottled bukkake. we'll have your face looking like a glazed donut in no time!
Wife: wow you think of every thing!
husband: and its great for your skin too!
by greenspartan4572 December 9, 2012
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bottled

when someone throws a bottle at you and it hits you in the face/head.
that guy just got bottled
by 26deep October 28, 2010
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bottled

Another word used to describe the effects you are under when either drunk or high.
Steve: So what did you guys do last night?
Jimmy: Man, I can barely remember! We we're so bottled!
by pariso January 24, 2008
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bottled nose dolphin

I'd sure like to let my bottled nose dolphin swim in her fish tank
by HondaHomie07 April 24, 2004
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water bottled

The shock one gets when they take a huge drink of what they think is water only to find out its Vodka ( or some other clear alcohol)
What the fuck that defiantly was not water I just got water bottled
by blonde bomber September 9, 2011
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